Writer and Artist. Fighting obesity and depression.
Joined October 2019
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BREAKING: ‘Backrooms’ director Kane Parsons has been tapped by A24 to direct ‘The Happy Smiler,’ a horror project based on a creepy Internet meme
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Curious how there was just this big uproar about how it’s unambiguously awesome to direct all your violent libidinal energy toward pedophiles but when it’s frat guys raping a woman you have to be super careful and consider all the facts
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[one hour after putting out those highlighter yellow/green guys holding a flag] Honey...there's a stranger standing in front of the house. Tell the kids to stay inside.
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I really hate having to do this, believe me, but I’m getting married in two months and I’m flat broke. It’s for my Loony and my brother (old heads might remember Luke) so I’m swallowing my pride. Will love any help you can give gofund.me/86bf26978
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Every Robert Eggers movie takes us to a faraway time and place and imagines what the Green Goblin would be doing there
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Homeless guy after receiving $2 and a “have a great day” from me: Huh! I guess sometimes being homeless, ain’t so bad…
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23YO: {stubs toe} Ow lol. Fuck
78YO: {stubs toe} {whole leg turns crimson red} What Is My Son’s Name
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There are, low estimate, tens of millions of people in this country i will enjoy to see die. My self-preservation is almost entirely based around how good it will feel.
Colonel Wisdom retweeted
Ich habe meiner Frau ein neues Auto gekauft, weil sie sich in letzter Zeit gut benommen hat
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The earth, our home, is beginning to look more and more like an immense pile of filth.
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My Most Favorite sandwich is coming in TWO weeks
My THANKSGIVING sandwich on Wonder Bread .
OMG
