H/S ELA Teacher, SF Giants, Warriors, student, avid reader, coach, looking for the joke with a microscope

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Joined May 2010
.@Charmin has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Brendan Gill retweeted
Fuck Putin. Fuck Trump. Fuck Musk.
Russian ballistic missiles struck campus territory, a park and a metro station. There are killed and wounded. Russian terror is constant, they are killing people daily. Ukraine needs air defense!
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The Dubs & Steve Kerr continue to cause people to crash out. Years after their titles, folks still can't handle the damage & ass kickings the Dubs & Kerr unleashed
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Fox News is putting Nicki Minaj up telling people to vote red. Let’s break that down. Can Nicki Minaj vote? No. She’s not a U.S. citizen. Can Nicki Minaj’s husband vote? No, he’s a registered sex offender. Can Nicki Minaj’s brother vote? No, he’s serving 25 years to life for child sexual assault. She seems like the perfect spokesperson for MAGA republicans.
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The most trash Leadership in all of Sports. They routinely get shit wrong, do dumb stuff to Hurt their players and league.
WNBA Finals Game 6 will be played Thursday at 12:30 p.m. ET at State Farm Arena, per @ramonashelburne.
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The WNBA continues to be a joke they way they treat the sport & its players
There weren’t going to be any good solutions and there were downsides to all of them but this makes it a 9:30am tipoff in the Bay Area. With either elimination or a winning a championship on the line that morning, might be a call out of work day for the Valkyries fans.
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I’m from America. How can I get my money back?
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It’s not the drag queens, it’s not the imaginary sex changes in school, it’s not the litter box bathrooms that don’t exist, and it’s not the books with two mommies who are endangering our children. It’s the Epstein class. It’s Republicans. It’s Donald Trump. Those are the real threats to our kids.
🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: Congressman Goldman just went live with FBI 302 receipts exposing the Epstein Files. Evidence shows Trump unzipped his pants, forced a 13-year-old’ girls head down, and she bit his p*nis in self-defense, he beat her unconscious.
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The two most damaging psyops in American history: 1) Peter Thiel, Jeffrey Epstein, Roger Stone, Mike Flynn et al working with the Russians to steal the 2016 election 2) Elon Musk buying Twitter to redpill enough people to steal the 2024 election The PayPal Mafia is the problem.
It’s been a memorable 4 years
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Seems like Simon & Shuster’s not exactly quaking in their boots from the threats made by Jared’s lawyers
New: Amid legal threats from Jared Kushner over explosive allegations published in a Vanity Fair excerpt, Simon & Schuster quietly expedited the release of Matthew Cole’s Princes and Thieves, with the book now available for purchase two days early status.news/p/jared-kushner-…
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If you weren't sure that @CBSNews is compromised & should never be trusted, then they certainly are now, beyond any shadow of a doubt. Tina Peters should be in jail
“Show me the evidence that the paper ballot results differed from the computerized results,” 60 Minutes’ Bill Whitaker asks Tina Peters, the former Colorado election official who served time for her role in a voting machine breach. “My place is not to show, you know, pick out different things and what-- what could have happened,” Peters says. “I was authorized to protect the election records according to 52USC.70201.” cbsn.ws/3W6ZKFb
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You know it's bad when the opposing team is affected by a horrific injury
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Crime family rewarding another crime family. All at the expense of American taxpayers.
NEW: Lutnick's Commerce Dept will give up to $175M to a fusion startup backed by Kushner's brother. The government's stake is priced off a funding round his firm led.
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Why can't this type of political behavior get banned? Oh, b/c the GOP-congress doesn't want it to change
NEW: GOP Sen. Roger Marshall wrote a bill to exempt a new type of farm product from pesticide rules. His wife is invested in a company that sells them.
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Noem lied, dogs died
A State Department official confirmed that a statement posted by Kristi Noem to her official envoy account and personal X account was created using fabricated State Department letterhead and was not an official department press release; first reported by Politico
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Ding ding fucking ding.
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Close your eyes and you’d swear it was Jesus talking
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Citizens united was one of the worst decisions for democracy
The richest person in the world gave another $76 million to boost Republicans in the first two weeks of October, bringing his total THIS CYCLE ALONE to more than $442 million. politico.com/live-updates/20…
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Using the Presidency to manufacture himself billions in tax breaks through golf courses. Scam artist doesn’t even begin to describe this President. forbes.com/sites/danalexande…
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Trump was convicted of 34 felonies. The Trump Organization was convicted of tax fraud.
Hey Fraud King 👑 We’re not waiting for them to vote. You’re not allowed to have any noncitizens on your voter rolls. “Period. Full stop.” It doesn’t matter if some haven’t voted in a prior election. Stop playing games. Work with us to quickly verify the names we provided and prevent noncitizens from diluting the votes of American citizens. If you’re so convinced we’re wrong, prove it. We can clear this up in days and give everyone confidence in the upcoming election. What are you afraid of?
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