I don't think on why I'm here or where it hurts I'm just lucky to have the work. ***Can’t believe I have to say this but retweets are not endorsements***

Joined January 2012
Big Monkey retweeted
Whenever something goes wrong, I ask myself one reasonable question: Are the squirrels to blame for this? Of course, the answer is invariably yes. The whole thing reeked of squirrel.
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Guy here talking about an infestation happening all around NJ, our course he is talking about Wawa
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1/ SΓ© que medio mundo se encuentra atrapado por el canto de La Odisea de Nolan, pero es que yo querΓ­a hablar de β€œLa muerte de Robin Hood”, de Michael Sarnoski, una de las pelΓ­culas mΓ‘s inquietantes y mΓ‘s oscura basada en una obra clΓ‘sica que he visto en los ΓΊltimos aΓ±os.
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The difference between good and legendary is sometimes one note. Phil X shows you exactly which note Randy Rhoads chose and why it changed everything.
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Big Monkey retweeted
Eliminating the Celtics and Penguins in the same week
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He was 31 years old commanding pilots a decade younger. They called him Pappy. They called themselves the Black Sheep. They shot down over 150 Japanese aircraft in less than three months. Then their leader vanished. This is the story of Pappy Boyington...🧡1/7
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Big Monkey retweeted
john adams crashing out in 1799 because he’s dealing with a dozen plots by hamilton to end democracy while convinced the republicans are going to overthrow the government jefferson crashing out because he tried to grow italian olives in the middle of virginia and the crop failed
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String of words your grandpa lets out when he stubs his toe
Whaler made scrimshawed whale ivory Sea Horse pie crimper, circa 1850
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Locations of the nine colonial colleges founded prior to the American Revolution
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This is hilarious because I thought the same thing.πŸ˜‚
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I sat with my 101-year-old grandma this week, and she said a line to me I keep thinking on, "It goes incredibly fast. Faster than you think. And no matter what I say, you probably won't understand, honey. Until you're in my chair."
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Hygge is the Danish concept of coziness and comfort. Hoagie is the Philadelphian concept of coziness and comfort.
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I know he's become a total lib, but this is really a hilarious stand up. 🀣🀣🀣🀣
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Elliot Erwitt β€’ New York City, 1988
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With the Giants being eliminated yesterday, it becomes another tough season for NY since the infamous boat pic was taken in January 2017.
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Big Monkey retweeted
Zegras is the best player on breakaways I’ve ever seen, including Lemieux, Bure and Selanne Just has so many different ways to beat the goalie This was an absolutely insane shot with the dman measuring him from behind Like a QB throwing opposite direction he’s running on dime
Trevor Zegras is so good on breakaways... 😎 That's now 21 points in 20 games for Z this season.
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"To see what is in front of one’s nose needs a constant struggle." -- George Orwell
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Big Monkey retweeted
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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