
i keep recalling things #we never did.
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hunter bidenmaxxing retweeted
Please don’t put Almond Joys in my kids Halloween bucket…. I don’t eat those
This is genuinely what its like being a swiftie, christopher nolan stan, doomsday apologist, and dodgers fan on twitter in 2026
One of the dumbest internet bits this year is people pretending that they’ve already seen all of Doomsday 😭. They’re saying shit like “this entire movie is people standing in a room” completely seriously 😭
hunter bidenmaxxing retweeted
If you have a problem with people seeing avengers doomsday and saying that they're stupid,yall are truly so miserable and pathetic human beings, why do yall care so much about a what movies people see but I keep forgetting that its twitter where people are miserable 24/7
hunter bidenmaxxing retweeted
im sorry to put this on everyone’s timelines but why do all of these people look like they’re suffering from different effects of scurvy? can someone please get them a clementine or a damn tangelo?
hunter bidenmaxxing retweeted
Now hiring bartenders for my Seattle sports bar!
Qualifications:
- Must not be familiar with any sports whatsoever
- Must not know any channel numbers
- Must not know how to operate a television
hunter bidenmaxxing retweeted
I don't know how you can call yourself a Taylor fan and still support #that girl.
She's based her new rollout on being anti Taylor, her entire team are Taylor haters, her fans are ex-swifties or Taylor snarkers, and she encourages all of it. It's time for some of you to wake up



























