Creative Director. Former child. Showers naked. Previously: SF, NYC & London.
Stockholm
Joined April 2009
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timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
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"this has really ruined Maroon 5 for me" - me in 2002 hearing Maroon 5 for the first time
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-There will be no inflation
-Inflation is transitory
-Inflation is good for you
-Inflation only hurts the rich
-Inflation is consumers’ fault
-Inflation is greedy biz’s fault
-Inflation is Putin’s fault
-Recessions mean something else!
-Breadlines are a great way to meet people
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*I spill juice on the kitchen floor*
Mike Ehrmantraut: It’s going to be okay don’t panic. What we’re gonna do is grab the paper towels and place them down on the spill and let it soak for five minutes no more no less. Place the towels in the trash until trash day comes.
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Paul McCartney is a great advert for vegetarianism, look at him, 80! John Lennon never embraced it and he didn’t live half as long. Makes you think
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I wonder if the inventor of paper straws ever considered that they would be in prolonged contact with liquid.
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'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3LL7T7p
