please ser mi familia

Joined November 2021
CT mfrs, please never change
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BREAKING: A new study found that paper straws are worse for the environment than plastic straws
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Nothing gets her more fired up for a night of passion than a BigMac with side ice cream cone
JUST IN: McDonald's announces its first-ever reservation-only "fine dining experience" in New York City on October 29.
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AI agents reading this literally right now
Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash. Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase). Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets. IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster). Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot. Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time? Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.) Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once. Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case. I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026). Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS. Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security. The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
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AI models reading Dario, Sam, and Elon’s comments on their X feed
JUST IN: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman backs Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei's call for the AI industry to slow down development.
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📈 New Milestone: 18,000,000 names. @worldnetwork has issued over 18 million names powered by ENS since integrating in October 2024.
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yall be careful googling this
Bill Gates' daughter Phoebe accused of 'cookie stuffing' scheme that has max penalty of 20 years in prison, per NYP
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MetaMask and ENS go together like peanut butter and jelly. It just makes sense.
.@MetaMask users can send without hesitation. Type your ENS name, select your amount, confirm. It’s that easy. ENS resolution inside MetaMask makes any transaction safer and more intuitive. ⬇️
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universal identity standard 👀
ENS 🤝 PayPal PYUSD is scaling to 70+ new markets, bringing human-readable payments to the world. PayPal wallet users can now use their ENS domain for cross-border transfers. The universal identity standard is here.
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brave? yes dumb af? also yes white guy in Hawaiian shirt 😂 😂
BREAKING: The Situation Is Bad In Mexico Right Now…Pray For Us!
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other than that, things are going great
• U.S consumer confidence has reached its lowest level in over 12 years. • U.S. credit card delinquencies are rising, reaching their highest level since 2015. • U.S household debt reached a new all time high $18.8 trillion in Q4 2025. • U.S home sales fell -8.4% in January, the biggest monthly decline since February 2022. But the DOW is over 50,000.
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👀 the real ones have always known
It's a good decision! ENS names and records are a form of state that is central to the Ethereum ecosystem, the state is limited in size and there is high value in it being as accessible as possible from anywhere. It's also a semi-financial application, in the sense that buying and holding ENS names has a cost, and ENS names can become very valuable objects. With the expanded scaling roadmap, Ethereum L1 is the ideal place for these applications. More generally, I expect that the optimal architecture for decentralized identity and social (the general space I see ENS being in) is to have this kind of per-user account and profile data on L1, and to have special-purpose L2s, likely much simpler than full EVMs, to handle user actions (eg. actions on social platforms).
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who would’ve thunk it
this means raising taxes and spending more, causing people to leave the state, which leads to raising taxes and spending more, causing people to leave the state, which leads to raising taxes and spending more…
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yes this, still programmed
AI agents aren’t just chatbots anymore. They can execute transactions, call APIs, and interact across wallets, apps, and chains. As agentic commerce emerges, one problem stands out: establishing a reliable, verifiable agent identity.
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this one gets me every time 😂
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this has to be satire 😂
I suspect there will be a rude awakening for many former Amazon employees
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“are you talking about the crypto person?” lmao 😂
COLLINS: Today you pardoned the founded of Binance. Can you explain why you did that? TRUMP: Which one was that? COLLINS: The founder of Binance TRUMP: I believe we're talking about the same person, because I do pardon a lot of people. I don't know. He was recommended by a lot of people.
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when the dinner party starts talking politics and you notice the other quiet husband at the end of the table
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any Wawa lovers out there?? 👀
JUST IN: Sheetz, the popular convenience store chain with 750+ locations, is now offering 50% off purchases paid with Bitcoin and crypto daily from 3 PM to 7 PM.
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