No, the customer isn't always right!
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Despite all the bad days and mean people, I still believe in good days and kind people. Plus, there are always dogs.
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"No matter what happens I did get here and I did tell the truth."
Johnny Depp
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5 servers on tonight with only 18 tables to seat. Please tell me why we can’t call 1-2 people off??? That’s not even a 4 table section for some and 4 of those are 2-top tables and 4 more are only 3 top tables. Please make it make sense?????
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Repeat after me:
Just because a table is empty, doesn't mean it's available.
@bitchywaiter
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Love her take on dying 🤗teapaw.org/CBSSunday/status/14770…
Beloved actress Betty White has died at the age of 99.
In a 2011 interview with #CBSSundayMorning, White said she wasn’t afraid of dying: “Growing up, whenever we’d lose somebody, [my mother] would always say, ‘Now they know the secret.’” cbsn.ws/3JpzLxQ
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Sending love to servers and bartenders who are going to take the blunt of complaints and have to serve 18 drinks per person at last call on NYE. But the government doesn’t care about them.....
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I am wondering here on Thanksgiving day...how many introverts told their extended families they were unvaccinated (whether they were or not) to be uninvited from the big family gathering?
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Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends and followers! I hope everyone who had to work today/work Black Friday has a safe and asshole free day
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Don't move tables at a restaurant. Leave them. You don't like THAT big top already prepared? You want to move these tables around at the other side of the store? Now you want to bitch they're wobbly and uneven? From being moved around, fuckface. Get the fuck out. #serverlife
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To the guy who has me sneak a double shot of Jack into his coffee while his wife was in the bathroom, I salute you. #serverlife
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The upside to annoying guests who come in with a Groupon: you’ll never see or deal with them again. They ONLY came in because they had a Groupon.
#Bye #serverpoblems
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"You are not lazy, unmotivated, or stuck. After years of living in survival mode, you are exhausted. There’s a difference." ~Nakeia Homer
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This is especially true of folks in the US. @bitchywaiter is funny , awesome & tells a lot of truths especially when it comes to the hospitality industry
