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Mermaid outta sea | Storm Chaser in an alternate universe | I talk a lot when nobody's watching

Joined June 2012
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I hate to inform you that the "practice your instrument for 15 minutes a day" crowd are right about everything
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Perspective.
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It's quite scary that once Israelis decide they like a particular country as tourists, they start treating it's native residents as invaders - first jokingly, and then in earnest. We cannot allow them to do the same here at any cost.
They spread their racism, corniness & arrogance wherever they go 🤮 A group of Israeli tourists filmed themselves laughing as they push a local boat operator into the water in Sri Lanka
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Police need to investigate this incident... A foreigner cannot harass a citizen.
They spread their racism, corniness & arrogance wherever they go 🤮 A group of Israeli tourists filmed themselves laughing as they push a local boat operator into the water in Sri Lanka
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Nothing beats the adrenaline rush AND the stomach cramps from your first ever flip turn.
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fucking hell Wikipedia doesn't pull any punches
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Today (08 Nov) marks 13 years since one of the greatest catastrophes of the 21st century: Category 5 Super #Typhoon #HAIYAN in the #Philippines—known locally as YOLANDA. This fast-moving, *extremely* intense storm came roaring ashore on the island of Leyte just after dawn with jaw-dropping ferocity—one of the most intense cyclone landfalls ever observed. And although it was small, HAIYAN aimed perfectly, with its potent right eyewall nailing the large, low-lying city of Tacloban. As the typhoon's center passed just south of the city, the winds shifted direction, forcing a tremendous volume of water into tiny San Pablo Bay—too much water. It overflowed into waterfront neighborhoods in a great, tsunami-like surge, engulfing almost the entire city in a matter of minutes. Unable to react quickly enough, many thousands of people perished. Yes, thousands. I was there and I'll never forget it: first the wolf-like howl of the winds raking the city streets... then the crashing of windows breaking and doors tearing off... then the rushing of water invading the hotel from above and below... and then the screams. People in danger—trapped in their rooms as the surge rapidly swallowed up the first floor. I remember having a sick feeling—that I was going to watch people die. Right in front of me. I needed to do something—anything. I threw my camera down and jumped into that black, horrible water. Working with my chase partners, Mark Thomas and James Reynolds (@EarthUncutTV), and a few other fellows, we somehow managed to pull everyone out of their flooded rooms—through the windows—and get them up to the second floor. I'm proud to say no one in our hotel died, although there were injuries—the most serious being Mark's. While performing rescues, he gashed his leg open—an injury so serious doctors had to fight to save his leg days later in Taiwan. (Someone was watching over me, because despite swimming in that same treacherous water wearing nothing but athletic shorts and a tank top, I had only a few scratches.) (Thanks to James for this shot of me rescuing a victim—it's from his incredible video of this event.) The aftermath of the typhoon was so horrid it almost drove me to retire from stormchasing. Dead bodies everywhere. Injured children. Whole neighborhoods erased. A scale of misery that I couldn't comprehend. I remember shutting off my emotions—just going ice cold—because I knew if I let myself feel anything at all, I would not be able to function. A week later, when I was safely home and had the luxury to feel again, there were many tears. HAIYAN was life-changing. It brought me face to face—in a raw, harsh way—with the ugly side of something I'd always seen as spectacular natural wonder. The urge to chase came back—but very slowly. I've been back to Tacloban City several times since the catastrophe: a couple of months after, a year after, and ten years after. The city occupies a special place in my heart—like a home on the other side of the planet. Seeing Tacloban heal so remarkably—and reconnecting with fellow survivors of the storm—has been healing for me. ❤️
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When your 2 massive Arabian Maus decide to sleep on you at the same time and all you could move are your eyeballs 👀
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acrylic, canvas 40*50 cm “My favorite beech”. 24.10.2023
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Every self-isolating, highly independent person needs a demanding little niece who sends them threatening voice notes if you leave them on read.
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Sam Altman thinks RAM sitting in personal computers is a waste when it could be put to better use in data centers. Weird. I was just thinking that all those billions sitting in billionaires’ bank accounts could be put to much better use in our communities.
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Replying to @MailSport
Sanga is a honest humble bloke and a very smart bloke who is respected all over the world. He will never play the race card unless he was actually mistreated. @Ryanair you racist clowns. Just apologise. @KumarSanga2 sue their asses machan.
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very weird thing happening rn technical people are sad, they think their skills are now useless non-technical people are desperately wishing they were more technical so they could use agents better
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Here a tax, there a tax, everywhere a tax tax...
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I’ll say it again and again, we are entering an era that will reward systems thinkers. Systems thinking is the ability to understand how the parts of a broader system connect and influence one another over time. It means recognizing feedback loops, anticipating consequences, and understanding how a decision in one area can create trade-offs in another. The boundaries of our professions have always been narrower than the consequences of our work. As AI begins to blur these boundaries, and as our world becomes increasingly interconnected in non-linear ways, systems thinking will become essential. I don’t think this signals the end of expertise, as some people proclaim. But the ability to zoom out and make connections across a broader system will be crucial. Read my latest Substack on systems thinking (link in comments)
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If he's mad then it must have been really bad
Has anyone experienced discriminatory gate personnel @Ryanair in Dublin ? I with my family just did and it was shocking. The tone of address and the mishandling of procedure and threatening behavior. Unacceptable for any passenger. First bad experience in Dublin
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twitter was made for people who talk to themselves
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the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.
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About to make landfall at 220kmph... Sophisticated Indian Met models failed to predict the severity.. A lesson for our know-it-all Met Dept and DMC. Our time will come. Don't fail the country when that day dawns..
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1..2..3…1..2..3… Freestyle is essentially waltzing in the water.
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