@shapegrifter

alchemical debauchery

Joined August 2010
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Punished Mya@unusualmya11h
EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP: Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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Farid Ahsan
@frdahsan11h
Just delegated my entire birthday trip abroad to aero, an AI travel concierge built in India. Didn't expect to be this impressed! 🤯
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owen cyclops
@owenbroadcast17h
yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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DJ 1THREE@yalvarezzzzzOct 25
it’s like we have to repeatedly, intentionally kill the old versions of ourselves to actually live. ouroboros.
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Life imitates art.
Haber Bandı
@haberbandicomOct 24
Ormanda birbirine sarılan sincap çift fotoğraflandı.
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saila
@sailaunderscoreOct 18
If you actually study lymphatic drainage you become schizophrenic.
Lukas (computer)🛡️
@SCHIZO_FREQOct 18
It's crazy when people think the benefit from walking comes from "cardio." Walking elevates your heart rate like 3 beats per minute that is not why it makes you feel good
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꩜sven@mxcaulfiOct 10
to be loved is to be blocked
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The hedonist and the ascetic are both afraid of pleasure, that's why the former so desperately clings onto it, and the latter runs away from it at all costs.
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cats aura 🐾
@catshealdeprsnOct 7
Initially bro was scared but once he felt the magic it couldn't take off his eyes from it (by kartawaya_)
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Chris@citehchrisOct 7
they should invent dating apps exclusively for people who cheat to meet each other and leave everyone else alone
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QRC
@QamarRiaz1Oct 7
Wednesday
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`@wtfjossyOct 6
bdsm (been depressed since march 2022)
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mel@stupidbitchdogOct 6
the responses to this are so miserable i feel bad for her and tldraw, attacked by genuinely every side
tldraw
@tldrawSep 29
introducing the tldraw plugin for ChatGPT, a realtime multiplayer canvas available now in the ChatGPT app
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constantine@firsteyeraOct 4
Being controlled by the mind is being controlled by something smaller than yourself
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Joe Hudson
@FU_joehudsonOct 5
One of my favorite Taoist sayings goes something like: "If you're attacked by a sword, be the ocean."
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tao te chic
@taotechicOct 5
oh it’s nothing I’ve just been feeling a little off ever since I pulled a three of swords from the palantir tarot deck
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@unseenaiOct 4
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Leona
@dismaienOct 4
it's funny how profound loneliness is something i've only ever felt when in dysfunctional connection with someone, never when truly alone
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Jay Alto
@theJayAltoSep 30
i'm convinced burnout has nothing to do with 'working too hard' and everything to do with betraying yourself for an extended period of time
DHH
@dhhSep 30
Burnout happens when you work too hard with not enough meaning. "He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how" — Nietzsche
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Sarah Mergen@nekyiasOct 1
I have tried so many iterations of the polite decline & the only thing that has ever worked in terms of my actual life quality is just assuming all chatty uber/lyft drivers are literally god in disguise trying to tell you something
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@lumpy__lumpOct 1
ppl with social skills — halp! i’m trying to upskill from autistically saying “i’m gonna take some quiet time now” to chatty uber drivers, but idk how else to signal that he should stop how do you answer, “did you know there’s a festival in ggp this weekend? are you going to go?” i honestly answered: “no i’m out of town” and now i’m being asked about my trip…
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