@shapegrifter

alchemical debauchery

Joined August 2010
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I will give all my fucks till I can’t give no fucks no more
constantine@firsteyeraOct 27
I love being #chalant #realgiveafucker
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Punished Mya@unusualmya19h
EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP: Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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Replying to @frdahsan
Say more? A friend suggested I try it
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Farid Ahsan
@frdahsan19h
Just delegated my entire birthday trip abroad to aero, an AI travel concierge built in India. Didn't expect to be this impressed! 🤯
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when my ex and i broke up and blocked each others socials, his best friend would relay messages about how we both were liking the same fucked up esoteric reels
🎸@hotrockstvrOct 26
two of my mutuals broke up and blocked each other but they're still liking the same posts it's kind of poetic 😭😭😭
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god i need to build a wardrobe that accurately represents my avant-garde brutalist taste
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owen cyclops
@owenbroadcastOct 27
yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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i'll never stop wearing my heart on my sleeve. my sleeve just comes with a built-in sword now
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worst part of it all is realizing they love to see you in pain
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lost my fav lipstick only to realize i could make it from first principles by ….drinking mocha
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Replying to @SH2F088
entire feed full of this h3h3 nonsense i didn’t even consider otherwise 😭
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yeah that was definitely not his first rodeo if we’re being so fr
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@BreTweetzOct 26
Marriage is so scary because what do you mean your partner can wake up one day 20 years from now and decide to cheat
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rent-free in my head: "piece of shit fucking lizard"
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DJ 1THREE@yalvarezzzzzOct 25
it’s like we have to repeatedly, intentionally kill the old versions of ourselves to actually live. ouroboros.
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that or i have actually seen it pass the glass skin benchmark once. so anything remotely off is just pale in comparison
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idk about body dysmorphia but i definitely have skin dysmorphia cuz i’m always confused when i get skin compliments
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Life imitates art.
Haber Bandı
@haberbandicomOct 24
Ormanda birbirine sarılan sincap çift fotoğraflandı.
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home? you mean the vortex that sucks me in if i don’t get outside 3 hours after waking up?
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Replying to @theosmosislab
insane how i have dated all 3 in that exact order (newest first)
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i don't remember the last time i was reading only 1 book at a time and that maybe making me insane
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