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Dystopian🐉🐸🌻💜🇺🇸 retweeted
Judging by all the fur stuck to this cactus, this cat really loves rubbing against it. 🥰🧡
Trump Promises 2 Years Of Tantrums If Dems Win Midterms youtu.be/tNeXOVC2n9o?si=5U2e… via @YouTube
🚨Furious World Leaders GET THEIR REVENGE… youtu.be/1WS_4VzXwn8?si=uxC9… via @YouTube
Dystopian🐉🐸🌻💜🇺🇸 retweeted
Trump claimed there was 22,000 people outside of his rally watching the Jumbotron.
How many people do you see?
Dystopian🐉🐸🌻💜🇺🇸 retweeted
Held onto a giant juicy slice of watermelon and took tiny precise bites on the sofa 🍉
Elon Musk’s $180M Attack on Talarico BACKFIRES Instantly youtu.be/a_McuOsxs2g?si=C2kV… via @YouTube
Dystopian🐉🐸🌻💜🇺🇸 retweeted
Reporter: Will you respect the results (midterms) whatever happens.
Trump: "I will if they're honest elections"
Trump says he will try and make deals with democrats if they have control of the house and senate.
Dystopian🐉🐸🌻💜🇺🇸 retweeted
Trump: "Last night in Mississippi we had 20,000 people waiting outside that couldn't get in, the place was incredible."
See the footage of outside the rally last night. 🤣🤣🤣
Dystopian🐉🐸🌻💜🇺🇸 retweeted
Trump heads to Texas as Ken Paxton is plunging in the markets.
It's getting spicy too 🌶️
James Talarico has a competing rally tonight in Lubbock.
Did you vote yet? The Polls are open in many states. ✅
Dystopian🐉🐸🌻💜🇺🇸 retweeted
Randi Weingarten isn’t on X, but she gave me permission to share this here because I think everyone needs to see her powerful and deeply personal endorsement of Abdul El-Sayed.
At a time when fear and division are being weaponized, her message of unity, equality, and democracy deserves to be heard.
Please watch and share. ❤️
#BlueWaveIn7Days
Dystopian🐉🐸🌻💜🇺🇸 retweeted
Wore a tiny strawberry shirt on the passenger seat while getting gentle belly scratches 🍓
Is Greg Abbott Screwed? Darline Graham Rejected by GOP | RFK Jr Goes to ... youtube.com/live/ZciwO5zuDjI… via @YouTube
Trump CAUGHT Using Natalie Harp to Try to BRING DOWN the Curtain on the ... youtu.be/rzRoZ1JoYs4?si=2YPo… via @YouTube
