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Mojave Desert
Joined June 2018
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Indiana
Let’s see where the Blue wave is crashing through the red.
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this cat doesnt even know how stupid it looks
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Mom decided to dress up as her own cat for Halloween. 🤣🐈‍⬛🧡
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James Talarico: "Listen, I know that we're not the only show in town tonight, and I appreciate all 4,000 of you that showed up here this evening. That's a lot of Talafreakos in one room, so...." "Tonight, Lubbock showed up for change." LET'S GO TEXAS! 🌊🌊🌊
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Get'R done H-Town Get'R done Texas
James Talarico: "Listen, I know that we're not the only show in town tonight, and I appreciate all 4,000 of you that showed up here this evening. That's a lot of Talafreakos in one room, so...." "Tonight, Lubbock showed up for change." LET'S GO TEXAS! 🌊🌊🌊
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Yikes! 😬🤭😂😂 How the hell did he manage to have so many kids. 🤔🤪
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Yes!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
1 Week From Today We start to Wash the Rats Out. Flush MAGA.
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get well soon
Tomorrow our girls Chloe & Pearl have to go to the vet. Like Flower, both of them are not feeling well! We will keep you updated!
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Thank you all my followers , new and old. I appreciate you and value your thoughts♥️
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“I’m the president. He’s the boss.” 🔥 President Obama and Bruce Springsteen go way back — first striking up a close friendship on the 2008 campaign trail. Bruce not only allowed Obama to play his hits at his rallies — but actually got out and traveled the country WITH him! In 2009, Bruce Springsteen was honored at the Kennedy Center for his “lifetime contribution to American culture,” and in 2016, Obama awarded Springsteen the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Their partnership ultimately led to the 2021 Spotify podcast and subsequent book, "Renegades: Born in the USA," featuring intimate conversations about American identity, masculinity, fatherhood, and music, recorded at Springsteen's New Jersey farm. Their discussions often highlighted their roles as storytellers — one through politics, the other through music — aiming to tell a "truer story" about the American experience. Two cool dudes — each “bosses” in their own right 💪🏾 📸: Obama Foundation
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NOT VOTING?!?! That’s a Vote for Trump!!!
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Good Morning‼️☕️😎 It’s a great day to get out and VOTE BLUE‼️🗳️💙
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Playgrounds back in the day weren’t designed for kids. They were designed to thin the herd 😳
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get well soon
PLEASE JOIN US IN PRAYING FOR DAMON WHO IS SÜFF£R!ÑG FROM A CYST WITHIN HIS ẞRA!Ñ WHICH HE WAS BORN WITH. NOW DAMON IS FACING A SECOND ẞRA!Ñ SÜRGÉRY TO REMOVE IT..... ~Erimita
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🇳🇿 In Wellington, New Zealand, a fluffy Turkish Angora cat named Mittens became famous for wandering into shops, offices, churches and even tattoo parlors. He had a home, but loved roaming the city, greeting strangers along the way. On May 22, 2020, Mayor Andy Foster gave Mittens the Key to the City—Wellington’s highest civic honor. The cat received a certificate and a miniature key for his collar. The ceremony, delayed by the COVID-19 lockdown, celebrated the happiness Mittens brought to the capital.
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Replying to @shell_loyd @YouTube
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Replying to @shell_loyd @YouTube
Goodnight Dystopian...
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