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shells/winn | they | Professional complainer | Sexually + Mentally Stable | shoe size EU42 | ""ecologist""" | EN/华语(bad)/DE(Worse) | pfp by @Sonokido

Singapore
Joined December 2016
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being at the end of the conveyor belt at a sushi place feels like being on the bottom floor of the prison from the platform (2019)
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What would you rather have?: A: 1kg of gold, delivered within two weeks. B: 500t of solidified septic tank scum, delivered within 15 minutes.
Steam generates 3x the revenue of Roblox while Roblox has up to 1000x more games released per day than Steam. Yet Roblox games releases in seconds via an automated review system and Steam takes weeks. The problem is not AI games increasing the number of Steam reviews. This is bullshit being sold to you. The problem is Steam is derelict of its duty. Roblox has invested billions into app review process. When you build a product your assets are uploaded into the system as you are building, so you don't get some sudden rejection at the time of release. They have spent a lot of money on R&D and AI systems that analyze and detect problematic content, and also have appeal systems. Valve takes 30% from you as a developer but has spent nothing to invest into the systems required to handle content reviews. Absolutely shameful.
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i be speaking german in her el coochita idgaf
Duolingo reportedly ordered an artist to remove inappropriate fan art of its goth teen mascot Lily One post had nearly 30 million views before being taken down
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Ya estas grande para seguir identificandote como el shota o el típico chico de secundaria del doujin sos el ugly bastard ahora
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yakub seen in kansas turning white people back into black people
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In Woke 3, we're torturing small animals. We're abusing them physically and sexually. It is hard to reconcile with traditional ethics, but that's what makes it Woke 3, its wildly new mores.
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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its called Gulf of Latinx.
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you're a great friend. yknow what, let me harvest your brain and put it in an airborne weapons platform.
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OKAY WELL YOU’RE NOT INVITED TO MY BUTTHOLE PARTY!!!
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oh my! what's that ..
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Nightmare blunt rotation
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i believed in toby fox when he told me to install a random .exe on my computer 8 years ago. i will believe in him when he ends his game like umineko and pisses everyone off. anybody who says otherwise is a coward
the deltarune switch-up once it's finished is gonna be catastrophic
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being a heel in any rp event is really fun actually. im evil . im arrogant. im egomaxxing. they hate me. and its awesome
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ayo lets check this guy's hard drive *hard drive check reveals nothing illegal but contains an uncomfortably large amount of scat eating videos* alright stop stop nevermind
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if your art looks bad it's because of your brushes. you don't have nearly enough. download every brush pack you see ever and Never practice fundamentals
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is it hot in here or is it just you
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I'm beginning to think I perhaps should never have wished on that monkey's paw for "I dunno, whatever, surprise me".
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