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Chelsea, table tennis, Jazz, BOINC, Rosetta@home. I block follow, FFs & RT requests #SackTheBoard

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Joined February 2011
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This is a holding message to pre-empt being asked the question as to who I would prefer as the next manager. I want Coco the Clown. A respected name on a historical scale who will improve us both technically and tactically ahead of the current manager
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We March Together. We Remember Together. 🌹
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🚨 NEW | The revenue from Japan’s fossil tech exports could shrink by $90bn by 2035 as the rest of world electrifies ⚡ Exports of petrol cars and fossil equipment are at risk as #electrotech like EVs, batteries and solar PVs gain market share. 1/4 🧵 ember-energy.org/latest-insi…
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Richard Osman has nailed Russell Brand here all ends up Explaining Brands spin of playing a victim trying to be silenced by the establishment who don’t like him speaking the truth The real truth was he knew he was a sexual abuser and the walls were closing in on him
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0-0 - Only three of Chelsea's last 185 matches across all competitions have ended goalless: Dec 2023 vs BK Häcken Sep 2026 vs OL Lyonnes Nov 2026 vs BK Häcken🆕 Unusual. #UWCL
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Man with way hotter girlfriend desperately asked how they met buff.ly/FOXr4VO
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Sometimes you sit down with a footballer and think 'f*** me, he's impressive'. That's Rio Ngumoha. Interview on: 🏆 Ballon d'Or dream 🧳 Moving from Chelsea to Liverpool #cfc #lfc 💪 Growing up in one of London's toughest boroughs ♥️ Family support + Tuchel love telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Nicolas Jackson has scored six goals in nine Premier League appearances since his move to Aston Villa... With Xabi Alonso seemingly not trusting Danny Welbeck or Emmanuel Emegha in Joao Pedro's absence - did Chelsea make a mistake by letting him go? #CFC
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House spiders must prove they are catching flies buff.ly/sjG9KqH
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Grandmother who said 'his eyes are too small' was right thedailymash.co.uk/news/cele…
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JUST IN: A Trump judicial nominee was asked point blank: is Trump eligible to run for a third term? Their answer: “I would have to review the actual wording…” Sen. Chris Coons then asked every nominee in the room to confirm the Constitution bars a third term. Silence. Every single one of them refused to say it. Trump is appointing judges who won’t affirm the 22nd Amendment to his face. Never stop connecting the dots.
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BEV adoption is booming – displacing fossil use, and cutting the crude oil import bills. On Energy & Transport Day at #COP31, transport electrification must be treated as a frontline tool for cutting oil import exposure and emissions simultaneously. ember-energy.org/latest-insi…
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Six things you can do today that will make f**k all difference to climate change buff.ly/rhTdWsb
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"We all knew Christian Gross hadn't laid a real egg. He'd just poked an egg up his bum and pushed it out again"
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