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Sid Celery

@sidcelery

Chelsea, table tennis, Jazz, BOINC, Rosetta@home. I block follow, FFs & RT requests #SackTheBoard

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Joined February 2011
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Chelsea FC
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We March Together. We Remember Together. 🌹
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🚨 NEW | The revenue from Japan’s fossil tech exports could shrink by $90bn by 2035 as the rest of world electrifies ⚡ Exports of petrol cars and fossil equipment are at risk as #electrotech like EVs, batteries and solar PVs gain market share. 1/4 🧵 ember-energy.org/latest-insi…
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SECTION 128@BradYNWA6Nov 10
Richard Osman has nailed Russell Brand here all ends up Explaining Brands spin of playing a victim trying to be silenced by the establishment who don’t like him speaking the truth The real truth was he knew he was a sexual abuser and the walls were closing in on him
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Mark Urban
@MarkUrban01Nov 10
Proper frontline reporting from Ukraine this - of a kind very few western news organisations do any more 👇🏻
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Inside devastated front-line city of Slovyansk that Russia wants Ukraine to give up

Inside devastated front-line city of Slovyansk that Russia wants Ukraine to give up

The BBC gains rare access to a specialist drone unit defending the eastern city of Slovyansk from heavy Russian fire.

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OptaJoe
@OptaJoeNov 10
0-0 - Only three of Chelsea's last 185 matches across all competitions have ended goalless: Dec 2023 vs BK Häcken Sep 2026 vs OL Lyonnes Nov 2026 vs BK Häcken🆕 Unusual. #UWCL
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Man with way hotter girlfriend desperately asked how they met buff.ly/FOXr4VO
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Matt Law
@Matt_Law_DTNov 10
Sometimes you sit down with a footballer and think 'f*** me, he's impressive'. That's Rio Ngumoha. Interview on: 🏆 Ballon d'Or dream 🧳 Moving from Chelsea to Liverpool #cfc #lfc 💪 Growing up in one of London's toughest boroughs ♥️ Family support + Tuchel love telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
Rio Ngumoha: Football was my escape from tough area – I can win Ballon d’Or

Rio Ngumoha: Football was my escape from tough area – I can win Ballon d’Or

Liverpool winger on following in Harry Kane’s footsteps, growing up in east London and his move north from Chelsea

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Nicolas Jackson has scored six goals in nine Premier League appearances since his move to Aston Villa... With Xabi Alonso seemingly not trusting Danny Welbeck or Emmanuel Emegha in Joao Pedro's absence - did Chelsea make a mistake by letting him go? #CFC
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House spiders must prove they are catching flies buff.ly/sjG9KqH
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Grandmother who said 'his eyes are too small' was right thedailymash.co.uk/news/cele…
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JUST IN: A Trump judicial nominee was asked point blank: is Trump eligible to run for a third term? Their answer: “I would have to review the actual wording…” Sen. Chris Coons then asked every nominee in the room to confirm the Constitution bars a third term. Silence. Every single one of them refused to say it. Trump is appointing judges who won’t affirm the 22nd Amendment to his face. Never stop connecting the dots.
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Ember@ember_energyNov 10
BEV adoption is booming – displacing fossil use, and cutting the crude oil import bills. On Energy & Transport Day at #COP31, transport electrification must be treated as a frontline tool for cutting oil import exposure and emissions simultaneously. ember-energy.org/latest-insi…
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Six things you can do today that will make f**k all difference to climate change buff.ly/rhTdWsb
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"We all knew Christian Gross hadn't laid a real egg. He'd just poked an egg up his bum and pushed it out again"
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The five and only five emails people send in office jobs buff.ly/GWJTAgx
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Alas, Poor Cybertruck, We Hardly Knew Thee cleantechnica.com/2026/11/06…
Elon Musk Is Finally Putting The Tesla Cybertruck Out Of Its Misery

Elon Musk Is Finally Putting The Tesla Cybertruck Out Of Its Misery

Tesla CEO Elon Musk laid a billion-dollar egg with the Cybertruck, and he is finally putting the ill-fated EV out of its misery.

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WhoScored
@WhoScoredNov 10
Harvey Vale's statistically calculated player characteristics: ✅ Strengths: 🟢 Crossing 🟢 Key passes 🟢 Aerial duels 🟢 Taking set-pieces ❌ Weaknesses: 𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔
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Dave Jones@CleanPowerDaveNov 8
Why electrify NOW? NEW: 99% of the world's population live in countries where grid electricity ALREADY saves CO2 with an EV, compared to a petrol car. And 95% for heat pumps compared to a gas boiler.. 🧵
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Ed Aarons@ed_aaronsNov 10
Rui Pinto’s lawyers in talks with UK authorities over cooperation deal for whistleblower. Understand that the Serious Fraud Office has contacted Pinto and he is willing to assist in exchange for protection. Exclusive with @MikeD9605 theguardian.com/football/202…
Rui Pinto’s lawyers in talks with UK authorities over cooperation deal for whistleblower

Rui Pinto’s lawyers in talks with UK authorities over cooperation deal for whistleblower

Rui Pinto, the Manchester City whistleblower, is willing to assist British authorities with their investigations in exchange for protection

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Gordon Ramsey, and six other alpha twats who'd fancy their chances as United manager thedailymash.co.uk/sport/gor…
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