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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
ordering more chicken katsu from a different place ive been meaning 2 try.. it has curry too i can try Idk if ill like it but it was cheap!!
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Replying to @silIything
And dat old lady who was fucking horrified and thought we needed help. Or were maybe homeless. And stared at us for like a minute straight.
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It’s not just me helming this ship. When the captain takes his leave and the girlfriend takes the watch it’s not my fault if any crew members get thrown overboard, if you know what i mean.
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Can’t afford a crib so I just give my toddler a Viagra at night so he doesn’t roll off my futon















