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Legacy account no longer updated. | Interim, fractional & consultant COO.

London and Canterbury, England
Joined March 2008
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@simonwakeman Would you be able to help share our event, please? We're organising a Christmas Craft Fayre on Sunday 24th November, from 10am to 4pm.
Sunday 24th November 2024, 10am to 4pm. It's three and a half weeks until our Caldecott Christmas Craft Fayre! All of our tables are fully booked with an exciting range of stall holders.
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Unless you make software for prisons or factory farms, you have customers who are fascinating. So have your engineers talk to those customers to boost their motivation and engagement. Have them write feature designs, marketing material, FAQs, customer briefs....
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We are keen to support youth cycling. We have 54 remaining Tourmalet Waterproof jackets in S/XS We are offering these remaining jackets to youth cyclists only at a token charge of £10. galibier.cc/product/tourmale…
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Excited to launch a trio of #PeoplePlanetPint meet-ups in Kent 🥳🍺 I've teamed up with @simonwakeman and Danielle Ward from Reward Events to bring PPP to: ➡️Canterbury - 23rd Feb, 7pm @FoundryBrewPub ➡️Thanet - 30th March, venue TBC ➡️Maidstone - 27th April, venue TBC
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This is *great* news that because I ride a bike I no longer have to pay tax. I missed the announcement – it's a very bold public health initiative.
Ministers considering 20mph limit ob roads in all built up areas to support cyclists. Why do Govts hate motorists and how much tax do cyclists pay? None
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tBA2: Power in scaling businesses @simonwakeman buff.ly/3H7vvnB
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If you're interested in how to intentionally build and scale businesses, I think you'd like my new newsletter. Been great to see so many people signing up for it since the soft launch last month. First issue drops this Friday 9am UTC. thebusinessaside.com/a-start…
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Happy New Year to you all! Celebrate with a 'sparkle' from Chartham Vineyard featuring our Blanc de Blancs or award-winning Rose de Noir. Come, taste & buy on New Year's Eve from our shop between 10:30 and 5:00. With best wishes & thanks from us all at Chartham Vineyard.
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For folks on @noam's new Post platform, and anyone interested in how leaders know when to hit gas vs the brakes, here's my post on how--by slowing down to figure out what to do--Noam's Waze team did the right things later and did them fast #frictionproject post.news/article/2IKPiZNDll…
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Isochrones 😍 ! This map shows you how far a 5h train ride will take you, departing from any city in Europe. chronotrains-eu.vercel.app/ Inspired by Direkt Bahn Guru by @juliustens.
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All the Scottish folk going “turnip, carrot, lime…” 😂
Bumped into Neil Diamond in the supermarket...
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The team I'm currently doing some work for is on the hunt for a cloud engineer/architect who would like to participate in an online panel on migration strategy on 16th November (paid opp) Is this you or know anyone? DM me! RT for reach 🙏
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By 9.03 Nadhim Zahawi had already left six voicemails and sent four emails to The Telegraph's publication officer, begging to have his latest article removed.
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THREAD: Energy Bill Support Grant. I have just been notified that I will get £67 a month off my energy bills under the govt scheme. For enormous numbers of people this support will be absolutely vital. But it won't be vital for everyone, and that includes me. (PLS RT) 1/
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Implementing design thinking, agile or any other new practice in a bureaucratic org will always end in disappointment—like putting a tutu on a dog and hoping it will become a ballerina. Our orgs need new DNA—a radical rethink of purpose, power and process from first principles.
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"Pretending we haven't made mistakes, carrying on as if everyone can't sce that we have made them, and hoping that things will magically come right is not serious politics. I have made a mistake; I accept responsibility; I resign." Am I missing a subtle sub-text here?
Hot off the press. Our new paper on dealing with bullshit in the workplace: "This Place Is Full of It: Towards an Organizational Bullshit Perception Scale" doi.org/10.1177/003329412097… With Caitlin Ferreira, Sarah Ferguson, @DaveRHannah and @LeylandP
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Requisite Star Wars edit
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Political tip! Don't stand in front of a bluescreen if you're in the middle of crashing the country
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