@sims

invented The Sims video game. hit me up for tech support. yes I am a billionaire due to this game’s success. Sims 5 coming soon

Joined September 2007
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Max Spero
@max_spero_Sep 15
We’re living through a mass psychosis event where restaurant owners are somehow convincing themselves that AI food with the texture of maggots looks better than an iPhone photo printed on a sign.
Tyler Glaiel
@TylerGlaielSep 14
jesus fucking christ
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Mike Nellis
@MikeNellisJul 16
You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe Democrats were capable of stealing the 2020 election while out of power, but somehow incapable of doing the same in 2024 while in power. That is a categorically, phenomenally dumb thing to believe.
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Pop Base
@PopBaseApr 13
Donald Trump asked his DoorDash driver what she thinks about “men” playing in women’s sports: “I really don't have an opinion on that. I'm here about No Tax on Tips.”
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nyara
@nyaraVTApr 2
CONGRATS TO PAM BONDI🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
White House Press Office
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David Griscom@DavidGriscomMar 4
They never should’ve apologized. The idea any politician is entitled to support or should be shielded from criticism is toxic to democracy. Another good result from Talarico’s win
Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22)@Annie_Wu_22Mar 4
Vindicated.
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He's 3 different colors. Does this look healthy at all to you?
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Real men think about their daughters and future daughters before casting their votes today for VP Kamala Harris. This made me teary. 🥹
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Ashley K.@AshleyKSmalls4 Nov 2024
We’re looking at this wrong. She literally ate Trump. She’s saying eat the rich.
Pop Crave
@PopCrave4 Nov 2024
Moo Deng predicts Donald Trump will win US Election. The famous baby hippo was presented with separate cakes featuring both candidates names, ultimately choosing to eat the Trump cake.
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ryan
@ryanlong033 Nov 2024
Watching Kamala on SNL and libbing out over the Iowa +3 poll while drinking my coffee with extra coconut milk
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You can tell it’s mostly PC users getting upset at this because they’re used to restarting their computer a few times a day.
Tom Warren
@tomwarren29 Oct 2024
this is the bottom of Apple's new Mac Mini. Yes, that's the power button 🙃
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I'm a convicted felon currently serving an 86-year sentence.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump29 Oct 2024
Replying to @itsSaulGoodman
@itsSaulGoodman NORTH CAROLINA: TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO REQUEST A BALLOT If you plan to vote ABSENTEE IN NORTH CAROLINA you need to request your ballot TODAY. Click the link to learn how to request your ballot NOW! Reply #stop to opt-out.

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Can’t tell if this is an ex, or someone running for President of the United States
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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar11 Oct 2024
this is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen
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Redd
@ReddCinema28 Sep 2024
netflix has the worst movies bro no wonder mfs just start f*cking😭
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Not the whole entire debate 😭
Headquarters
@HQNewsNow11 Sep 2024
Our newest ad just dropped
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THE CHOICE IS YOURS
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an Uber to Chili's
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ryan@thisismeryan1313 Aug 2024
Sitting alone at the brunch table watching your friends on Find My just now leaving their apartments even though they said “almost there” 15 minutes ago
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Trying to paint this guy as a socialist is going to backfire bigly. Tim Walz is what JD Vance has been pretending to be his whole life.
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Nothing better than getting my day started with some #OneMinnesota Diet Mountain Dew. – at Duluth, MN
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