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My first ever attempt at capturing Andromeda, our closest neighbour some 2.5 million light-years from our home Milky Way ✨
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My friend used to drive one of these years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer... "We can't, we don't know how to do it."
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More than a dozen flight tests and years of development, with countless hours worked by SpaceX engineers and technicians, all come down to this: the first orbital Starship launch carrying advanced Starlink satellites bound for space. Watch “Go For Orbit” and experience the moments behind flying the most ambitious Starship mission yet
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Guess my election-interfering space lasers didn’t work this time 🤷‍♂️
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Spotted a @Waymo charging in Toronto just now
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POV you’re a flying car
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Very prophylactic move by RL here
Remember these were launched a year ago on New Glenn 2 - there wasn't a Mars window last year, but they were sent off into space to arrive back at earth now that the window is available.
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So many of the world’s problems would simply disappear overnight if Jared Isaacman were President of the USA
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I find it ironic how Waymo is quietly entering the Canadian market as if the entire concept of self-driving cars is like some mythical technology in this over-regulated country of ours, when Teslas have been driving their owners around the GTA for years now
More Waymo in Toronto 🇨🇦
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The sort of thing your agent writes tests for
The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.
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We're proud to announce the initial close of our Series E, targeting up to CAD $7 billion at a CAD $35.7 billion valuation; marking the largest private financing round in Canadian startup history.
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I’m liking every single Dune Part 3 post I see on my timeline
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This film might permanently alter my brain chemistry
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I hope Grok, Muse, Dots and the rest get together one day and make a coming of age movie. Like how humanity made Stand By Me
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Wondering why does Canadian tech talent leave for NYC the second they graduate? Because Toronto is full of wannabe Silicon Valley founders demanding 996 grind culture, cosplaying as the next Elon Musk, and paying Tim Hortons wages. They want Stanford talent, OpenAI output, and McDonald’s payroll. And then these delusional fucks have the audacity to call it a “talent shortage.” No, buddy. The talent isn’t missing. It’s just smart enough to leave.
i'm hiring a team of grinders who are early in their careers :) > in-person, full time > downtown Toronto > non-technical > $20-30/hr (depending on experience) job will be doing spatial data QA at a stealth robotics startup, led by ex-execs at Cohere, NVIDIA, Apple. pls shoot me a message or help me out by cfbr :)))
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5 straight minutes of a clanker driving better than every human on the road 😭
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Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own
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This post copies word-for-word a May 2026 post by @AdemLuz. x.com/AdemLuz/status…
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Next year, I will assign one of my jira tickets to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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I tested decision models against each other in a 2D physics based tower stacking game. Every 5 pieces, the platform base would tremor. Each model received the same prompt and was tested on the same 10 seeds. Models can choose to either drop the piece or adjust it. If the model chooses adjust, it chooses from options to rotate CW 5 degrees, rotate CCW 5 degrees, move left one position, or move right one position. This then repeats until the model decides to drop the piece or it hits a decision limit. These were the best results from each. The gold Drop-only line marks where the final height of the tower would be if the model decided to drop each piece immediately, without adjustment, on that specific seed. i.e. If it finishes above that line the adjustment choices the model made benefit the tower compared to simply dropping the pieces Despite trying many different types of prompts, Clef-Flash always decided to drop without adjustments no matter the prompt.
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