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Acting under orders from above

Joined March 2022
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I didnt blind him with my flash btw I was carrying a lantern!
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If you read hatchet and your take away is it conditions boys to be “violent and destructive” you should be banned from being around young boys and ur kids taken away or whatever
Replying to @katie_campione
Like I’m not even mad if you like Hatchet. Read whatever you want!!! Enjoy whatever you want!!! But women are not rolling their eyes at you liking a book. They are rolling their eyes at the continued sociological conditioning of boys and men to be violent and destructive.
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My favorite part of the data center discourse is the people that say “but it only creates temporary construction jobs!” Yes, that is precisely the nature of construction jobs.
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Tonight I saw a little girl trick or treating. she was dressed as a puff of whipped cream with a little cherry on her head while her dad pulled her in a wagon he made look like a banana split 😭
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Princess Mononokia 🦉 retweeted
Here's something you don't see every day. NASA's America 250 F-15, arriving this afternoon at JRB Fort Worth. My images.
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Calling in a drone strike on myself if this meeting doesn’t end in 23 seconds or less
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Squirrels were going completely bonkers this morning. Saw some real low class stuff out there sad to say
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If I gave up pasta for lent I would still eat penne and not be in contempt of my promise
Penne is a D-tier pasta. If I had guests over that I felt spiteful towards, I would make them penne
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Getting in trouble for listening to the Snoopy Classical Jazz station at work
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Smoking cigs with a cricket
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Today I was on a walk near a farm and every lap I did this cow got closer I thought he was going 2 kill me
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Getting absolutely wasted and crashing into my neighbors house with a push mower
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Princess Mononokia 🦉 retweeted
Two Swedish couples have just rang your doorbell. Your first instinct is to shoot them dead right? Sounds reasonable? Wrong. You've just killed ABBA
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Love that the clinic treatment for being flat footed is lol get fucked loser
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