serving kant

Joined June 2015
my cousin died in a Microsoft Authenticator accident
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my friend told me whenever she hooks up with a girl if they’re both wearing jeans she says “omg it’s just like Brokeback Mountain”
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i bought and read these two books when i was 17 because of the covers and found them insane and depraved. i haven’t read them since, but always thought the final note in almost transparent blue was incredibly romantic
Author Ryu Murakami, whose edgy works explored sex, violence, and youth culture, has died, his publisher said Friday. He was 74. ebx.sh/LqglYT
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i hold wine glasses like this. feeling seen
Why is Nathan Fielder holding his drink like that
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the new goop post-molt balm is made with chitin extracts from gwyneth’s own exoskeleton
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(shedding my chitinous husk) my husk!
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is pooh winnie the pooh’s name, ethnicity, or job
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When flying, it is a delight to see handsome men eat small portions of disgusting provender from flimsy aluminum warming dishes while they watch TV. It is a delight to see them swaddled and animal like.
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btw skyrim’s real
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brb, my apple watch told me i need to be burped
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lily retweeted
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I'm lying on the floor topless listening to Leonard Cohen
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“it’s kind of queer joy to be a [maritime] widow” -chris
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stratus sun, cumulonimbus moon, cirrus rising
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if you wrap a feather boa correctly it can actually be quite modest
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Sorry about mahjong last night, I kept hunting for the four white dragons and let my passion create a fifth
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we have great news, mapa—you’re going to be a granba!
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at Prager U i was cut from Kappa Kappa Kappa
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the hot tub that makes you pregnant
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