Born in the late 1900s. I write music about freedom. I’m a very unserious person rock n’ fuggin roll

Georgia, USA
Joined November 2019
🇧🇷Liberal Hollywood celebrities take part in video campaign to tell Brazilians to vote for socialist Lula Da Silva in the name of ‘democracy.’ Tilda Swinton, Javier Bardem and Mark Ruffalo have starred in a campaign supporting the far-left Brazilian President to stop ‘fascism.’
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BREAKING NEWS: Texas GOP candidate Brandon Herrera turned me into a newt
BREAKING NEWS: Texas GOP candidate Brandon Herrera once left his shopping cart in the parking lot instead of taking it to the cart return.
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They did the meme
Replying to @AlexAtWonk
Taxation isn’t theft! It’s the price of living in a good society.
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Lmao they can go fuck themselves. Their pay should be tied to the median income of their constituency, with extreme outliers removed . They want a pay raise? Stop fucking up the economy
It's unpopular to say, but we now need to pay our politicians more. Take the US House. Their salaries have been frozen since 2009. In real terms, they've gone from a very respectable $300k to barely half that, $174k. That's much less than many could make in the private sector.
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He was really good at it, too
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Wow. The HR department is actually what runs the business. Learn something new every day
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Get off twitter and go outside
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It’s hard to hate
Imagine hating me while I’m in here making records, teaching lessons, coaching artists, writing songs, and laughing at memes.
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Waiter: if you have any questions, my name is Keith Me: what’s your name if we *don’t* have any questions?
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sOuNdS PrEtTy cOpE GrOk pLz hELp
Replying to @slayabouts
Sounds pretty cope. @grok, give some examples of Bible verses that sound questionable by today's cultural norms and moral standards, even when context is taken into account.
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Has a celebrity told you what to think yet today?
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Just imagine some idiot sitting in the left lane holding up traffic and you pull an ollie over them
BREAKING: Tesla's Roadster goes airborne, soaring over a row of Tesla vehicles in a live stunt at its unveiling event.
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It's funny because it's true
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