@slayerofsnails

indolent paragon of downward mobility

 Franklin, TN
Joined April 2009
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2028 election prediction
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senshi
@senshi_realOct 24
“você entendeu?” minha mente:
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4th Class Officer
@4thClassOfficerOct 24
Replying to @EverythingEndof
Time to re-up one of the funniest niche memes ever
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Sen Youngman@EverythingEndofOct 23
Tweets from Qin Shi Huang
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth
@SecWarOct 23
The War Department has designated Confucius Institutes as a threat to our national security.
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Kaiserfish@Kaiserfish1Oct 24
AlertesInfos
@AlertesInfosOct 22
🇫🇷 URGENT - Emmanuel Macron annonce que TOUTES LES MANIFESTATIONS qui ne sont pas organisées par des syndicats seront INTERDITES. (déclaration)
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alex lei@alexL_E_IOct 12
only day you can post this
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Bohunk Supremacist
@BohunkSupremacyOct 12
Every baby stroller in Europe lives a second life as a Gypsy trash / treasure hauler in Hungary/Slovakia/Romania.
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Furrend
@hifurrendOct 3
In the 1950s, a cat named Dagwood from Portland, Oregon, became a little ping-pong star. It started because she wouldn't leave her owner alone while he played, so he gave her the other side of the table.
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Midwest Modern
@JoshLipnikOct 4
Getting the full Wisconsin food experience today. Sheboygan-style steak sandwich and a blue shot for the Brewers home run at Nine-o-Two Bar in Sheboygan, WI.
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Liam@LegoRacers2Oct 2
Everyone has jokes about Edgar and Edwin being stereotypical Latino names, but a LOT of common Spanish and Italian names have Anglo-Saxon origins: Eduardo, Edmundo, Alberto, Alfredo. How and when did this happen? Something to do with medieval mercenaries and royal intermarriage?
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donald boat
@laserboat999Oct 3
I like that the hobo sign for “Kind Lady Lives Here” is a cat
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The shared images reproduce a popular chart of alleged hobo signs, but researchers have found no concrete evidence that hobos used such a standardized symbolic code; documented markings were typically monikers with names and dates. atlasobscura.com/articles/hobo-… historicgraffiti.org/post/hobo-sign…
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sigfig@sigfigOct 1
"the bronze age collapse was caused by the proliferation of iron weapons" is truly a thesis that only an economist could love
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LiterallyMeCats
@literallymecatsSep 25
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Michele A. Berdy@MicheleBerdySep 24
Your #morningcalm from Riga is a rather nice frieze. Always look up.
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Zarp@TurkeySurveysSep 20
October Surprise 1980: OMG guys Reagan apparently negotiated with the Iranians to undercut Carter, isn’t that crazy? October Surprise 2026:
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SwiftOnSecurity
@SwiftOnSecuritySep 15
Imagine the massive catholic win it would be if aliens showed up and they were like holy shit we found the pope
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ً@ZODD444Sep 12
First rule of the military: Have fun and be yourself
Birch Brother 🪓
@BjorkBrodernSep 11
Latvian military exercise in 2021. They fired blanks all over the place. In front of people, at people, over people's head and in-between parked cars. Looks like the civilians were not very happy.
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Birch Brother 🪓
@BjorkBrodernSep 11
Latvian military exercise in 2021. They fired blanks all over the place. In front of people, at people, over people's head and in-between parked cars. Looks like the civilians were not very happy.
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Osama bin Laden had 51 siblings, I can see how that would fuck someone up mentally
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LindyMan
@PaulSkallasSep 12
2 one way flights now cost almost double what a roundtrip flight costs. Very sad. You're not supposed to know when your trip ends. It ends when you get tired and want to go back.
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