Inside the mind of criminal surgeons- he is one who leads medicine astray, he is the predator and his patients the prey
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The motive is one which is dark
I brand each victim with a mark
To show I am the one with total control
Over the patients mind, body and soul
You see
Behind the white coat lies a predatory snake
He is one who performs UNWANTED operations
ONES WHICH AREN’T BOTCHED BY MISTAKE
Dr. Slice and Dice MD retweeted
Doctors should ALWAYS be believed and patients should be considered LIARS. #FuckDaPatient #patientsafety #DocsRGods #WhiteCoatWednesday
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Dr. Slice, a good morning to you. I hope you are busy today doing as many surgeries as possible. All us #doctors need to keep busy to keep our hospital privileges. It would be a shame to lose such a great surgeon as yourself.
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BAM! Cut up another whiny bitch today! (oh shit, I thought this was a private text) SHIT oh well #FuckDaPatient
#FridayVibes
#PatientsAreNotFaking
#PatientExperience
Dr. Slice and Dice MD retweeted
That's RIGHT, WE ARE THE EXPERTS! Whether we kill you or not! CONSENT IS ASSUMED for anything I want to do!
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YES our jobs have too many variables. If I am supposed to cut off your right leg, I might change the plan and cut off your arm. THIS is why for years I have said: "ABOLISH THE CONSENT FORM." We don't need fucking moron #patients deciding what surgery or procedure to have.
Dr. Slice and Dice MD retweeted
All I need to do is find a bump, a 1/4 of the size of a pea on your body and I can justify any surgery.
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Dr. Slice, we have another complainer in pre-op, she is refusing to sign the consent form, get in there and knock her out!
Dr. Slice and Dice MD retweeted
When you are under anesthesia, I do what I want. Missing a body part you weren't expecting? No one will care.
#Doctor
#MedEdForum
Some ask why? Why did it happen?
Why did Dr. Dice turn into an assassin?
Why did Dr Dice start unnecessarily slashin?
Behind the while coat is there any compassion?
I smile & say it wasn’t a crime of passion
It wasn’t due to any negligent action
Slice & dice
It’s a PASSION
Dr. Slice and Dice MD retweeted
Fee for service
Does it make you nervous?
For the patient it might be a mess
But I get paid regardless of my success
Operations that are an imperfection
Bring the patient back for another correction
SLICE AND DICE
It’s a REAL profession
Dr. Slice and Dice MD retweeted
It really does warm my heart 🖤
My oath blew in the wind like a fart
The diagnosis imaginary on my part
The body parts i have ripped apart
Phony records in the medical chart
The patient about to depart
My hand and scalpel the work of a magicians black art
It really does warm my heart 🖤
My oath blew in the wind like a fart
The diagnosis imaginary on my part
The body parts i have ripped apart
Phony records in the medical chart
The patient about to depart
My hand and scalpel the work of a magicians black art
Dr. Slice and Dice MD retweeted
Sign your consent form allowing endless provisions
Or I’ll refuse reversal of your medical condition
Blanket consent forms patients must sign
All this power....
CORRUPTS THE MIND
@MattWalshBlog this is blasphemy. The healthcare system at its core is evil. Dressing Jesus up like a medical worker asking the public to worship them as gods committing acts of evil under the guise of healing. npr.org/sections/coronavirus…
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Once the patient has suffered and died
Due to “complications” caused be a surgical homicide
The operating report will say the surgery went FLAWLESS
The autopsy will claim
Due to NATURAL causes 😏