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Doctor GOD

@TweetsofDrGOD

Whistleblower. Calling OUT the Unthinkable. #KillandBill #FuckDaPatient SATIRE/Parody acct

Joined April 2019
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One day history will look back on us and see what MONSTERS we really are, but until then, let's keep maximizing our profits. #allgooddocs #docs #doctors #whitecoat cnbc.com/2018/02/22/medical-…
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This is a great job, we get paid for ANYTHING WE DO! Yah! Even Dr. Duntsch was paid for his boo boos, too bad he got caught. A role model for all of us. ranker.com/list/christopher-…
Christopher Duntsch, Known As Dr. Death, Maimed His Patients Through Routine Back Surgery

Christopher Duntsch, Known As Dr. Death, Maimed His Patients Through Routine Back Surgery

Christopher Duntsch - AKA Dr. Death - spent 18 months as a practicing surgeon at multiple Texas hospitals until he had his license revoked in ...

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It's so easy to trick women into unnecessary hysterectomies, but even if you can't, just get them under anesthesia and the sky is the limit. Over 1/3 of women under 60 in the US have lost their uterus, we are working on making it 50% of all women. Thank you, thank you very much
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Replying to @slice_dr
I love it when the surgeons with whom I work unilaterally cross out signed consent forms and do whatever they want. Surprise! The medical board sees no problem with it, either. Patients get maimed or killed, and they have no power to defend themselves. We have a license to kill!
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One of my esteemed colleagues who writes hysterectomy on the consent form after it’s signed. It’s just too bad he croaked in the midst of a lawsuit.
Image from Dr. Slice and Dice MD (@slice_dr)
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How many #patients did you kill today? Don't worry good docs, it's anonymous. #whitecoat #doctors #nurses
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Replying to @TweetsofDrGOD
Just slllliiiidddeeee that white curtain closed!
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If I decide to cut out something extra because I can bill at a higher rate, who is to stop me?
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Replying to @TweetsofDrGOD
I could never disagree! I almost got away with it and the patient I murdered! Some damn “whistle blower” turned me in. Thankfully, all my buds on the board saved me - I walked without a scratch, and I’m still working to this day!
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Bwahahahahaaa as if! We have the best PR team! Horrified? We are stunned anyone gets out alive! What’s really supercool is that everyone is told they need these tests routinely! A constant revenue stream! Hahahahaah #stilllaughing
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Replying to @TweetsofDrGOD
Everyone knows, THIS is how you create a revenue stream for life. It’s literally the best deal going! Well, not the stupid patients, maybe, but who cares? We have stuff to buy! #privatetrusts keep us safe and our assets are always protected!
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Replying to @HCharades @kaibaby28 @HealyValley @BaringMyClaws @slice_dr @TweetsofDrGOD @MccooleyLlc @LeaptoadS @DoctorCrimes @NoJusticeHug
It was thrilling to see nurses talking about taking away trach-ed patient’s whiteboards today just to torture them. Nothing makes me happier than when my colleagues torture patients who have no voice.
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Stay home, wear 10 masks. We're geniuses. #HealthcareHeroes we are! #doctors stand up for applause! nbcnews.com/know-your-value/…
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Replying to @TweetsofDrGOD
It’s not empathy doctor. That’s an emotion we don’t have. It’s called being productive. once you get what you WANT from the patient you shuffle them along. They no longer serve a purpose to you
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No use so cut em loose
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Yes doctor Once you profit off the patients misery learn to cut them loose. The post op care is FREE we don’t want to waste our time watching them squirm in pain from the botched butchery. Cut em loose
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So I talked this lady into an unnecessary hysterectomy. Afterwards she had all these questions and complaints. I dunno, I just felt hatred for her and never wanted her in my office again. Know what I mean? Can any other #docs relate?
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I am a #doctor before my time. I am a trendsetter. History will prove that I am the only honest doctor on Twitter. If I could buy stock in myself, I would.
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