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Doctor GOD

@TweetsofDrGOD

Whistleblower. Calling OUT the Unthinkable. #KillandBill #FuckDaPatient SATIRE/Parody acct

Joined April 2019
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Replying to @slice_dr
I love it when the surgeons with whom I work unilaterally cross out signed consent forms and do whatever they want. Surprise! The medical board sees no problem with it, either. Patients get maimed or killed, and they have no power to defend themselves. We have a license to kill!
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One of my esteemed colleagues who writes hysterectomy on the consent form after it’s signed. It’s just too bad he croaked in the midst of a lawsuit.
Image from Dr. Slice and Dice MD (@slice_dr)
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Replying to @TweetsofDrGOD
Just slllliiiidddeeee that white curtain closed!
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Replying to @TweetsofDrGOD
I could never disagree! I almost got away with it and the patient I murdered! Some damn “whistle blower” turned me in. Thankfully, all my buds on the board saved me - I walked without a scratch, and I’m still working to this day!
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Replying to @TweetsofDrGOD
Bwahahahahaaa as if! We have the best PR team! Horrified? We are stunned anyone gets out alive! What’s really supercool is that everyone is told they need these tests routinely! A constant revenue stream! Hahahahaah #stilllaughing
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Replying to @TweetsofDrGOD
Everyone knows, THIS is how you create a revenue stream for life. It’s literally the best deal going! Well, not the stupid patients, maybe, but who cares? We have stuff to buy! #privatetrusts keep us safe and our assets are always protected!
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Replying to @HCharades @kaibaby28 @HealyValley @BaringMyClaws @slice_dr @TweetsofDrGOD @MccooleyLlc @LeaptoadS @DoctorCrimes @NoJusticeHug
It was thrilling to see nurses talking about taking away trach-ed patient’s whiteboards today just to torture them. Nothing makes me happier than when my colleagues torture patients who have no voice.
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Replying to @TweetsofDrGOD
It’s not empathy doctor. That’s an emotion we don’t have. It’s called being productive. once you get what you WANT from the patient you shuffle them along. They no longer serve a purpose to you
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Replying to @TweetsofDrGOD
No use so cut em loose
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Replying to @TweetsofDrGOD
Yes doctor Once you profit off the patients misery learn to cut them loose. The post op care is FREE we don’t want to waste our time watching them squirm in pain from the botched butchery. Cut em loose
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We can do way worse things to you than a serial killer can.
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About to turn him from a blue nothing into a living human. SOLID DAY BAM
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Just took a baby from a mother’s uterus and delivered it decapitated. SOLID DAY google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com…
Mother relives the day her baby was decapitated during birth

Mother relives the day her baby was decapitated during birth

Four years after a doctor's error led to the death of her son, Laura Gallazzi wants new rights for unborn children.

bbc.com
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was just about to cut into a patient when BAM her eyes opened. SOLID DAY abcnews.go.com/Health/patien…
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earned my INITIATION into the medical system. Did my first pelvic exam on a sedated woman without knowledge. My advice is for med students to have confidence. Walk in there and own it. Solid day. google.com/amp/s/www.vice.co…
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Replying to @LeaptoadS
Considering the state board of nursing freed me like a bird; I even convinced the family it was their burden to offer me #forgiveness, I expect to skip away from trial to perpetuate my murders without hesitation!
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Ladies... Are you ready for your Well Woman Exam ? 😏😏
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Replying to @moonshadow234 @TweetsofDrGOD @HealyValley @LeaptoadS @slice_dr @HCharades
absolutely right - INJURED, MAIMED, AND PERMANENTLY DESTROYED PATIENTS NEED TO ALSO ADD #BEPOSITIVE to their work! Don’t make anyone uncomfortable with your tragedy! Whoohoo - more blaming the patient. Masterful!! ahhaahahaaaahahaaaaa!
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Follow @slice_dr @TweetsofDrGOD @LeaptoadS @HCharades @Redondaparody @LapdogGroup LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUT THE MEDICAL COMMUNITY
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Replying to @TweetsofDrGOD @moonshadow234 @LapdogGroup @HealyValley @HCharades @slice_dr
Yeah! Homey don't play endless analogies and riddles. I wasn't following: Something about a priest and a rabbi leaving Indiana at 9am; and a deer leaving New England at 10am. Where will they meet? Maybe Pittsburgh? Or my favorite default answer #doctorsaredickheads
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