slime 🍀

How To Rage Bait Investors 😂💸 1. At the start of the meeting, say "I've heard mixed things about your fund, but I wanted to form my own opinion" and then immediately move on. The key to rage baiting rich people is damaging just enough of their ego to keep them curious. But don't crush it completely, curiosity is cheaper than marketing. [if you like what you've read so far, give me a follow and let's connect as I start my business RAAS- rage bait as a service] 2. Add a slide to your pitch deck and title it "Investors' Red Flags". Pause on it for just a second, enough time for them to notice and then say "actually we'll skip this for now" Tease them, intrigue them and then deny them access. Nothing hooks people faster than information they're not allowed to have. 3. Half way through the meeting, check the time and say "I can give you another 5 minutes" Now you're the one who booked the meeting, but who cares? Look busy enough and eventually you might actually become busy. 4. If you know they're about to reject you, reject them first. Send them "we really enjoyed getting to know you, but we've decided to move on with other capital" Protect your peace, but damage theirs. I mean, what's there to lose right? It's already lost. 5. Ask every investor " what makes your money different? " Cash is a commodity, make them question the one thing they thought made them special, and then sit back and make them pitch the product back to you. Always remember ; investors are just opinions wrapped in money, equity is temporary, money laundering is forever and delusion is free. Results may vary. Happy Monday.