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Small Gov Lizard retweeted
It’s simply not true that we can’t collect unpaid rent from people who “can’t pay.” We need to learn from the success of child support collections and apply those lessons here. There should be no cap on wage garnishing. Public benefits should be subject to garnishing. Vehicles and personal property should be subject to seizures and liens. Inheritances, windfalls, and all sources of income should be subject to garnishing, with no statutory cap. We are not reaching hard enough. We are leaving too much of their money untouchable. No one has “no money.” They are supporting themselves somehow!
Every year, thousands of DC residents lose their homes over unpaid rent. Most owe less than $5,000. Going to court is stressful for tenants, expensive for landlords, and slows down the system. We need a better way to resolve rent issues. 🧵⬇️
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Small Gov Lizard retweeted
You notice how PETA never runs a big ad campaign against Halal food preparation practices?
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Small Gov Lizard retweeted
60 Minutes: *runs puff piece to make Americans feel sad an illegal alien from Africa was deported* ICE:
Fake & Gay! Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali. Read more ⬇️
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Small Gov Lizard retweeted
How about people should meet their contractual obligations, instead of the government (taxpayers) bailing them out?
Replying to @CMRobertWhiteDC
Tenants may be eligible for help to clear the debt. In these cases, the District will pay up to 1/3 of the back rent only if the landlord agrees to forgive at least 1/3 of it too. The tenant then covers the rest. Tenants could also get repairs for their unit or agree to move out.
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Small Gov Lizard retweeted
James Talarico on your Second Amendment: 'No amendment is absolute.' Asked if an assault weapons ban is still on the table: 'Absolutely.' That's his answer for the AR in your truck. Early voting ends Friday. Vote Republican all the way down the ballot.
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Small Gov Lizard retweeted
.@DHSGenCounsel explains the process illegal aliens are due:
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Small Gov Lizard retweeted
If a woman calls a handyman that counts as mental load but if a man takes the car to the shop, that doesn’t? Just trying to understand the rules
Most men don’t do the car maintenance. They take the car somewhere.
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Small Gov Lizard retweeted
Most accurate thing I've ever read
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'Don't worry, council already has an audit' is the best argument for Prop I. An audit the people being audited can cancel is a courtesy, not accountability."
Regardless of Prop I result next week, an existing citywide audit will move ahead next year w/ initial third-party findings on Austin's public services spending Plus, internal audits on police training, homeless response, parks access, AI oversight & more communityimpact.com/central-…
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Small Gov Lizard retweeted
If a white candidate signed a letter in support of the KKK 15 years ago, we would 100% demand answers.
Replying to @JonahDispatch
Do we ask all white candidates if they condemn the KKK?
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Small Gov Lizard retweeted
Nearly 42% of Texans who've voted early have no history of voting in a primary. The guys who stay out of politics are deciding this race. Four days left. Round up your guys and vote Republican all the way down the ballot.
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Small Gov Lizard retweeted
When you examine all of the facts about Texas: 1) 5 points right of 2016, 8 points of 2020 2) Latino vote share, at minimum, 10% stronger than 2016, across the board 3) Talarico likely to drop a third of O’Rourke’s El Paso margin of 100k 4) Red county turnout increase over fear of Blue Texas 5) Talarico demanding debates despite being “up 6” 6) Cornyn’s people working overtime to spread negativity 7) Low turnout like 2014 for GOP is the only way for a Dem win It should be obvious to all the if Republicans turn out to vote, Texas will elect Paxton to the Senate. THEREFORE, the operation now is expressly to discourage turnout to bring about the only possibility of a Democrat win - low GOP turnout. Stop buying into this crap.
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Small Gov Lizard retweeted
Tips for reporters on how to interview Abdul: 1) You ask the Qs. He doesn’t. 2) When he asks you a Q, ignore him. Ask your Q again. 3) When he says, “That’s not the Q, the Q is” ignore him. Ask your Q again. 4) When he doesn’t answer, ask him why he refuses to answer. Do your damn job!
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Small Gov Lizard retweeted
When I worked at a Title 1 public school we begged them to get rid of cellphones, made learning impossible They refused until cellphones were used to capture multiple prison-riot style fights and sex acts in the bathroom that ended up on the news Schools aren’t banning cellphones because of education, they don’t care They’re banning them because they’re revealing that public schools are prisons and abuse factories
Starting next school year, a bell-to-bell cell phone ban will take effect in every single Pennsylvania classroom. We’re getting back to the basics and keeping our classrooms focused on learning.
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Small Gov Lizard retweeted
DOJ should open a full investigation on Alex Padilla. His finances. His tax returns. And his staff, too.
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People on the left hate Yglesias because it’s obvious he knows the Bad People are correct about many things. People on the right hate Yglesias because he’s too cowardly to say more than 2% of what he knows and truly believes out loud.
Yglesias hate is weird. His POV is pretty mainstream, is that his crime? His ‘wealth’ came after lefties chased him out of Vox—he dared sign a pro-free speech letter also signed by JK Rowling!—leading him to start a successful Substack. Lefties chased him into making $$ and now they’re bitter.
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Small Gov Lizard retweeted
Elon is a national treasure and we must protect him.
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Small Gov Lizard retweeted
Nextdoor suspended me for calling bullshit on the Democratic Party’s attacks on Prop i.
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Small Gov Lizard retweeted
It’s probably too late to convince anyone how to vote. Nearly everyone has made up their minds when it comes to R vs D. The only thing you can do is make sure you vote yourself. And if the murder of Charlie Kirk, the numerous attempted assassinations of our President, the Communist-led riots in Europe, and the stolen election in Brazil haven’t convinced you already, it’s probably too late for me, or anyone else for that matter, to talk you into dragging your sorry ass to the ballot box. The truth has been laid bare for all to see. And while it’s certainly your right to ignore it just know that the ghost of George Washington thinks you’re a little bitch.
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Small Gov Lizard retweeted
.@HarmeetKDhillon this would seem like a racially discriminatory election law violation. Would defiitely be worth looking into.
I would love to hear @HarrisVotes explain why an official government elections office thought Facebook users interested in "African-American Literature" and "African Culture" were uniquely in need of a reminder to vote early.
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