Alexander Luthor (@smartass505) profile picture

Certified Sarcastic Asshole|Elon Musk is my Lord and Savior|Insert Something Inspirational Here|Former and Future Teslanaire|Not impregnated by Elon... yet

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Joined February 2012
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Got a @Tesla Model 3 loaner today as my MY AI3 is in for service today. Testing out AI4 and FSD 14 for the first time and this is the kind of stupid I encounter. FSD handled it perfectly. FSD, even in its current form, should be mandatory on every single vehicle.
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ETrade is about 28.5% of the requested share allocation. Ordered 400 - Received 114 Ordered 46 - Received 13 Ordered 70 - Received 20 Ordered 15 - Received 4 @TeslaBoomerMama No notification yet, but shares are in the accounts
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David Read needs your help and we all love his @dial_the_gate so let's give our wonderful Stargate nerd-friend a hand, shall we? And, Hey @AmazonMGMStudio & @PrimeVideo ...do yourself and Stargate a favour and hire this guy...actually, Me too for that matter! ;-) youtu.be/QxlIabOnXlQ?si=vBa2… via @YouTube
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Alexander Luthor retweeted
A merger between SpaceX and Tesla would instantly create the Berkshire Hathaway of the modern century. The capital raising and operational efficiencies if both were together are obvious. If this were to happen, it would also bring us one step closer to having one equity instrument for all things Elon which many would want to buy.
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Hey @austintexasgov I'm inside of you. See you Thursday @Tesla @elonmusk
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Alexander Luthor retweeted
BREAKING: The Trump administration has revoked visas for foreigners who mocked and made fun of the assassination of Charlie Kirk. Good. The six foreigners are from Argentina, Brazil, Germany, Mexico, Paraguay, and South Africa, according to the Associated Press. The Trump admin "will defend our borders, our culture, and our citizens by enforcing our immigration laws," the State Department said. "Aliens who take advantage of America’s hospitality while celebrating the assassination of our citizens will be removed."
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I just came across this brand new, historical, artifact for @itskyleconner to add to his collection: facebook.com/share/1EoTdbujr…
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I love @elonmusk and this incredible team. Go @SpaceX!!
When a random guy interrupts your live shot.
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Governor, you might try a pushup or two… (In the meantime, our troops will do the job you refuse to do.)
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Tagging @elonmusk Help the man and the rest of us out.
Please bring this software feature to all other cars @Tesla It would help your favorite one handed detailer out tremendously 😎
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As my archnemesis, @FutureAZA, I feel inclined to publicly call you out on today's show. While it lacked, some upbeat energy, which is understandable with the main topic covered, it was, and you were, exponentially better than the typical weekly show. No fan-girling, no talking over and interrupting the others, no strict adherence to made up timing, all are extremely appreciated. Good job! @JoeTegtmeyer @nerdalert @NickGibbsIAG
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The best part is... and unnecessary headliner?
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Loveland Police Make Arrest in Memorial Arson Case On the evening of Monday, September 15th, 2025, the Loveland Police Department arrested 64-year-old David Hunt Gilroy of Loveland. The arrest was based on probable cause obtained through an extensive investigation which started September 13th. This arrest follows the burning of a resident’s private memorial honoring Turning Point USA’s Founder and President Charlie Kirk, who was assassinated on September 10th. Gilroy was booked into the Larimer County Jail on the following charges: •CRS 18-4-103(2)(b) Second Degree Arson, Class 2 Misdemeanor •CRS 18-6-103(1)(a) Resisting Arrest, Class 2 Misdemeanor Gilroy’s booking photo can be obtained through the Records Department of the Larimer County Sheriff’s Office. Judge Strobel issued a Personal Recognizance (PR) bond, with a $2,500 penalty for failure to appear. We are grateful for the thorough investigation conducted by our arson investigator, as well as the assistance of the District Attorney’s Office. While the circumstances of this case limit the charge to a misdemeanor, the incident had the potential to be far more serious. We also thank the victims for their cooperation, Loveland Fire and Rescue Authority for quickly extinguishing the fire, and our federal partners for their review. As Chief Doran stated on Monday, our detectives worked relentlessly to apprehend the suspect. At that time, he noted, “What is particularly troubling about this incident is the chilling effect this arsonist attempted to impose on free speech and expression.” He concluded by affirming, “The Loveland Police Department is committed to protecting and serving our residents without favor or bias.” Today, we uphold that commitment for every resident, as you deserve both the protection of your police department and the liberties guaranteed to us all in this great nation of America. The investigation remains active, with the possibility of others being tied to a separate incident that same evening. Around the time of the arson, a vehicle window was also shattered in a related case of criminal mischief. Anyone with information about these incidents, additional suspects, or Gilroy is urged to contact the Loveland Police Department at (970) 667-2151 or Larimer County Crime Stoppers at (970) 221-6868. - The listed charge(s) are merely an accusation, and the defendant is presumed innocent until and unless proven guilty. The purpose of this news release is to provide timely information to the public. The details contained in this release are based on preliminary information available at the time of drafting. The Loveland Police Department's understanding of this incident may change as additional evidence is collected, analyzed, and reviewed. #JusticeKindnessHumility
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