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shawn

@smbaltha

i'm not much into health food; i am into champagne

 san diego by way of texas
Joined December 2009
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🎶 he was a
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it feels so good to be texan and say y’all’d’ve
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I'm not manually changing my oven clock. That's my kitchen time zone now.
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tied with “not great bob” for greatest tv line delivery
zoe (@stateofzoe) profile picturezoe@stateofzoe11 Jan 2023
to be fair, ryan murphy did give us this
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san diego weather continues to be a scam but now in a fun new way
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is this bait
jd (@_notvance) profile picturejd@_notvanceAug 17
Lanterns: has Kyle Chandler always been this good of an actor?
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TV used to have Breathe (2AM)
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Mike@hammeritoJul 28
Unfortunately the song of the summer is, for the 28th year in a row, Smooth by Santana feat. Rob Thomas
trash jones (@jzux) profile picturetrash jones@jzuxJul 28
imagine if we finally got a song of the summer and it’s Rock Lobster by the b-52s
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if you look closely during the odyssey you can see christine baranski in her pedal boat on her way to sing “does your mother know?”
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If I say that Robert Pattinson is Nicole Kidman’s one and only daughter does that make sense to everyone
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John Travolta is experimenting with an incredibly powerful look. I will be monitoring this situation
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I didn’t even need anything from the grocery store, I just came to hear some Gin Blossoms.
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A NICOLE EWAN REUNION my beloved moulin rouge alumni
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that cut to jesse plemons after announcing michael b jordan best actor, my beloved friday night lights alumni
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Vulture
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cate blanchett, probably: this BLOWS
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chase@_chase_____Mar 9
choosing to sit at the bar at a restaurant so the bartenders know i have the heart of a cowboy
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Chris@citehchrisFeb 9
i hope bad bunny brings that pop tart out to sacrifice
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i will never recover from the loss of juneshine blood orange mint
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