I'm a handsome boy, rescued by the wonderful people at The Little Shelter who then blessed SheWhoTypesMyTweets and HeWhoFeedsMe with my presence.
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***AMBER ALERT UPDATED DESCRIPTION*** PLEASE SHARE! NYSP has activated AMBER Alert for a child abduction that occurred near Moreau Lake State Park in Gansevoort, NY at about 6:45 PM on 9/30/2023. Anyone with any information should call the NYSP at (518) 457-6811 or dial 911.
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This flying squirrel faked his own death, and created a whole crime scene…for attention. I think I’m in love. teapaw.org/kkMrRay/status/1665007…
Keanu Reeves on wondering if he remembered to turn off the iron in the house! youtube.com/shorts/ayZUtnMxz… via @YouTube
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As the only recipient of the Wilson Prize for High-Energy Particle Accelerator Physics serving in Congress, it can get lonely.
Not anymore!
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Newly elected freshman Rep. George Santos (R-NY) makes gestures with his hands as he casts his vote for House Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy in the 10th round of voting for Speaker of the House on the 3rd day of Congress. Reuters Photo by Evelyn Hockstein @evelynpix
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Just a little msg wishing you all a healthy and happy new year and may all all your dreams come true cheers
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HAPPENING NOW: I have dialed in to Judge Dearie's courtroom, and apparently the system has left every single caller unmuted -- so it sounds roughly like midtown at rush hour, but with the added benefit of dozens of people screaming at each other to shut up.
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Empathic octopus usually goes nearshore to receive the caresses of children before returning offshore (Sardinia, Italy)
I've #justsponsored Woodstock Fringe aka Woodstock Theatre Festival, who's fundraising for Woodstock Theatre Festival Inc on @JustGiving. Donate now justgiving.com/fundraising/W…
Words fail . . .
“I’m tired of this separation of church and state junk.”
Lauren Boebert went full theocracy, and proclaimed, “The church is supposed to direct the government” per the founding fathers.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Separation of church and state is enshrined in the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment to the US Constitution, which prohibits state sponsorship of religion while simultaneously protecting its free exercise.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Establish…
law.cornell.edu/wex/establishm…
The White House plumbers who aimed to plug leaks in the Watergate era, were unclogging Trump’s toilet clogs in his time there. #toiletgate #plumbers #TrumpToiletGate
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A man named Karp married to a woman named Fishel found shrimp tails in a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The cereal was purchased from the Costco on Topanga Canyon Blvd, and his wife played Topanga in Boy Meets World. Meanwhile, Karp used to be a guest on Pistol Shrimp Podcast.
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wait a minute...jensen KARP found SHRIMP in his cereal and is married to danielle FISHel??? this goes too deep...
Oklahoma high school sports announcer Matt Rowan blames his hot mike racist epithets on his having diabetes, claiming he’s not a racist . . .
