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Complaining about the Bengals on twitter since ‘09

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Joined July 2009
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IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD.
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Please fire Aaron Boone and Brian Cashman tonight @Yankees
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All this talent for what. We’re missing the playoffs. #FireZacTaylor
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Fire Zac Taylor
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Zac Taylor is the single most difficult obstacle for this team to overcome. The dude is like a 12th player on the field for the other team every game. Constant bad decisions and play calls to put extra pressure on the OL/QB.
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Zac Taylor doesn’t have it. Never did.
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The Yankees are 1-0 all-time on days when I get married…hopefully they make it 2-0 tonight. Also hopefully this is my last day getting married lol
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Burrow is 1-34 when trailing late? That doesn’t tell the story. Fitz dove deep on the facts: “There are 27 times were Joe had the ball with under 4 minutes, but had the ability to tie the game or take the lead. He did it 18 of the 27 times… Pretty good rate if you ask me.”
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117 Pitches. 10 Strikeouts. 1 Standing Ovation for Cam. #RepBX | @Cam31Schlittler
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chewy retweeted
Cam Schlittler’s career numbers against the Red Sox (including Postseason): 6 Games 38.2 Innings 2 Earned Runs 0.47 ERA 49 Strikeouts
King of the hill Cam Schlittler delivers a gem in Wild Card Game 1! (MLB x @AbbVie)
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Another morning of completely incompetence from @NJTRANSIT as trains come on wrong tracks. Stop without opening doors.
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Thank you, Justin Verlander 🧡 JV leaves the mound for the Tigers - one final time.
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How about this from the raw @PFF data: The #Bengals racked up 41 pressures against Houston on Sunday. FORTY-ONE. Their average pressures per game over the last six years: 12.6 Previous high over that span: 33.
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Herbert’s PR team is hilarious 😂
Many fans have pushed for the NFL to add an “interception caused by receiver” stat to differentiate QB mistakes from interceptions that are largely out of their control. Is this play a perfect example of why that stat should exist? 🤔
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THAT IS ONE OF THE CRAZIEST TOUCHDOWNS WE'VE EVER SEEN
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Knicks fans HAVE to hear what @WindhorstESPN just said on First Take ... 👀
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Hello New York 🏆
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chewy retweeted
Replying to @BillSimmons
@BillSimmons makes the case for Jalen Brunson as a top-50 all-time NBA player
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Drafted 1st overall out of Kentucky in 2015 and now NBA CHAMPION in Year 11... Karl-Anthony Towns!
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