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Have you ever seen Billy Strings play Long Hot Summer day then rip Dust in a Baggie to end a set because I have
No offense to anyone who has a one but my wife just showed me an old pic of me rocking a goatee and I cringed so hard my spine almost snapped.
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Republicans: [one day out from a possible midterms wipeout]
The president: Have you ever noticed I look like Elvis
NYT: Tina Chisenhall, 61, voting on Friday with her husband, David, in Butler County, Ohio. They both said they are willing to wait for the economy to get better and believe some of the angst people are feeling is being driven by unfair media narratives.
“Economics take awhile to catch up, we are still paying for Biden’s policies,” Mr. Chisenhall said.
“I would rather pay $10 a gallon for gasoline than vote for Democrats.”
Link to article: nytimes.com/live/2026/11/02/…
“Hey! I saw you at the Billy Strings show and you didn’t say hi!”
What I saw at the Billy Strings show.
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JD Vance: we can fix hospitals by making everyone speak English.
RFK: sick people should go to a sauna instead of the ER.
Trump, onstage, mid-stroke: I’ll swallow it all. Euur ah doctor. Help me I can’t do it -ah. Surgery at the library. Huge hog on this guy, by the way.
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Good morning. The Johnny Blue Skies tour has ended and now comes a long hiatus. I’m sad about it. Here’s the downright FILTHY Viridescent>Long White Line>Situation>Mint tea that he dropped on Lexington last night. Long live Sturgill fucking Simpson.🔥
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So… I just left FUKIN Church!! JBS killed it in his last show of the tour in the great Lexington KY. Until next time…
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Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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We got a MAGA kicker trying to hold off a sexual predator to keep his job…Chiefs got a Republican primary in their Kicker room man😭😭😭


























