The year is 2009. You’re 4 crappy domestic beers and a 1/3 of a bottle of Burnett’s Cherry vodka deep at a house party and you’re deciding what Lil’ Wayne mixtape to play on Datpiff. Absolute canon event.

Society is completely done for. We need to throw it all away and start over.

Bass music scene is so cooked. It’s honestly just embarrassing at this point.

May 8th @CervantesDenver Other Side

Uber but you consent to them breaking the law to get you to the next destination

Mac Miller- Self Care (Spades Flip) out on SoundCloud and BandCamp Friday 6/21/2024

Crazy that babies get guest listed onto every plane then give completely off-putting vibes the entire time

Men don’t actually care about sports. We just need to have an excuse to hug the homies when our team wins

Does anyone wanna do this with a Yerba Mate

Consuming a rather offputting amount of caffeine at such an hour

Greetings (derogatory)

Leg pressing 720 to remind myself I still got that dog in me (and where the root of my lower back problems is from)

It’s crazy that there’s so many people that want to remove parts of society that they don’t agree with and make a washed out monoculture. Variety and celebration of our differences is the very essence of life that makes it so beautiful and interesting

Crazy how I feel like I’m wasting money having to throw away an avocado that’s a couple days old, but then I’ll go spend 5 bills in a night and not even bat an eye

Getting invited by nice people to nice places to do nice things >>>