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Timekeeper of Whatever

@spaghetti

The funko to the soy man is like a sheath of a knife

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2011
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This has been a tough year for cataloguing fun tweets because this place has become a morass of insane bullshit, which has always been the case, but it’s now lacking a certain whimsy. Nevertheless, my FAVE tweets of 2024:
Timekeeper of Whatever (@spaghetti) profile pictureTimekeeper of Whatever@spaghetti31 Dec 2023
It is once again that time of the year. Here are my fave tweets of 2023:
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She’s from Blexas, I can tell by the way He’s takin kids up out the womb And judgin’ by the metal piercings on his face He’ll be votin blue It doesn’t take a crystal ball to see A femboy always finds a way to leave Smokin’ crack all by myself He’s choosin Blexas, I can tell
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forbiden widsom (@powcampsurvivor) profile picture
forbiden widsom@powcampsurvivorNov 8
conservative “man” calling themself Bug and making a gofundme to avoid getting a real job. you are nonbinary.
🇻🇦Bug Hall🌱 (@Bug_Hall) profile picture🇻🇦Bug Hall🌱@Bug_HallNov 5
My dear friends and fellow radicals, the day finally came where I'm genuinely in need of one of these. I aimed for the least amount to get us over the hump. Any help would be appreciated, especially in sharing this. Pray much and suffer well 💪⚜️ gofund.me/56f2dcd37
Donate to Helping the Hall-Barnetts Finish Before Baby Six, organized by Bug Hall-Barnett

Donate to Helping the Hall-Barnetts Finish Before Baby Six, organized by Bug Hall-Barnett

It's now six years since I self-cancelled, and I have avoided doin… Bug Hall-Barnett needs your support for Helping the Hall-Barnetts Finish Before Baby Six

gofundme.com
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jinshi’s clip on bangs (@mexicanpizzalvr) profile picture
jinshi’s clip on bangs@mexicanpizzalvrNov 5
poop is allowing her fart to feature in first ass generated film
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 5
Grimes is allowing her likeness to feature in the first AI-generated film to be screened in U.S. theaters. The sci-fi project, generated by Zack London, is titled ‘GODS DON’T GIVE GIFTS.’
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Maya Logosso (@LogossoMaya) profile pictureMaya Logosso
@LogossoMayaNov 6
As a self-proclaimed food snob, here are my NYC restaurant rankings Where did I go wrong?
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Typa shit Sheriff Joe was watching on his phone in Eddington
Forbidden HQ 🐇 (@WearForbidden) profile pictureForbidden HQ 🐇
@WearForbiddenNov 6
FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: CONFLICTING REPORTS One robbery. Two political narratives. Not a fact in sight. And MAGATARD's brother makes his debut.
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I’m a one-issue voter. This is my issue. I want him hung drawn and quartered.
barbarism critic (@barbarismcrit) profile picturebarbarism critic
@barbarismcritNov 6
No one else is mentioning it so I will: I want to hear a comprehensive plan from democrats on how they are going to impoverish and imprison Elon Musk
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Yes, obviously.
Max 📟 (@MaxNordau) profile pictureMax 📟
@MaxNordauNov 5
Gov. Ron DeSantis: "My budget's $117 billion. New York State's budget's $268 billion. That's more than twice the budget. Obviously, they have heavy taxes. The question is, are you getting twice the services living in New York?"
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Man he’s cooking with fucking gas
Drop Site (@DropSiteNews) profile pictureDrop Site
@DropSiteNewsNov 5
MSNOW: What is your message now to Jewish voters nationally and what you will do to protect them? Abdul El-Sayed: I’m committed to Jewish safety, and we are united against discrimination. The U.S. spends billions to carry out genocide and apartheid against Palestinians. The genocide in Gaza with our complicity is continuing right now. Nobody wants to talk about that.
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I guess Karen BASS has gone FISHING 🤣
CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) profile pictureCNN Breaking News
@cnnbrkNov 5
Democratic socialist Nithya Raman will defeat incumbent Karen Bass in the Los Angeles mayor's race, CNN projects. Follow live updates. cnn.it/4zwtwlJ
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@ratlimit (@ratlimit) profile picture
@ratlimit
@ratlimitNov 4
Land doesn’t vote. But if it could, it might elect a President Bumblebee; a Senator Ecosystem; a Supreme Court Justice Recycling Bin. Just my 2 cents !
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile picture
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedNov 4
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Rocky (@viperwave) profile picture
Rocky
@viperwaveNov 4
Joe Biden appearing in the White House like a Firelink Shrine NPC.
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J🦑🌅 (@SumerianEunuch) profile picture
J🦑🌅@SumerianEunuchNov 4
Woke men create Good times Good times create Chud men Chud men create Hard times Hard times create Woke men
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raneem ⵣ (@beyzuIa) profile picture
raneem ⵣ@beyzuIaNov 4
non-binary first born: “mom why is my name blexas al-mamdayed 2026” me:
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Oh we’re gonna touch on him
Beff (e/acc) (@beffjezos) profile pictureBeff (e/acc)
@beffjezosNov 4
If they fucking touch Elon it's absolute war.
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Macklemore will be made ambassador to Israel
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BLUE NVKE
Decision Desk HQ (@DecisionDeskHQ) profile pictureDecision Desk HQ
@DecisionDeskHQNov 4
Replying to @DecisionDeskHQ
DDHQ Race Update (est. 87% in): Mississippi US Senate Scott Colom (D): 396,892 (49.1%) Cindy Hyde-Smith (R): 394,366 (48.8%) Follow more results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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You will be made to fight in Ukraine
dasha (@dash_eats) profile picturedasha
@dash_eatsNov 4
Heheheheh
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This is why Kansas went blue
Kansas Football (@KU_Football) profile pictureKansas Football
@KU_FootballSep 10
It is that deep.
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soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) profile picture
soul nate@MNateShyamalanNov 4
WOKE 3 ITS HAPPENING
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