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Timekeeper of Whatever

@spaghetti

The funko to the soy man is like a sheath of a knife

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2011
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forbiden widsom@powcampsurvivorNov 8
conservative “man” calling themself Bug and making a gofundme to avoid getting a real job. you are nonbinary.
🇻🇦Bug Hall🌱 (@Bug_Hall) profile picture🇻🇦Bug Hall🌱@Bug_HallNov 5
My dear friends and fellow radicals, the day finally came where I'm genuinely in need of one of these. I aimed for the least amount to get us over the hump. Any help would be appreciated, especially in sharing this. Pray much and suffer well 💪⚜️ gofund.me/56f2dcd37
Donate to Helping the Hall-Barnetts Finish Before Baby Six, organized by Bug Hall-Barnett

Donate to Helping the Hall-Barnetts Finish Before Baby Six, organized by Bug Hall-Barnett

It's now six years since I self-cancelled, and I have avoided doin… Bug Hall-Barnett needs your support for Helping the Hall-Barnetts Finish Before Baby Six

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jinshi’s clip on bangs (@mexicanpizzalvr) profile picture
jinshi’s clip on bangs@mexicanpizzalvrNov 5
poop is allowing her fart to feature in first ass generated film
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 5
Grimes is allowing her likeness to feature in the first AI-generated film to be screened in U.S. theaters. The sci-fi project, generated by Zack London, is titled ‘GODS DON’T GIVE GIFTS.’
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@ratlimit (@ratlimit) profile picture
@ratlimit
@ratlimitNov 4
Land doesn’t vote. But if it could, it might elect a President Bumblebee; a Senator Ecosystem; a Supreme Court Justice Recycling Bin. Just my 2 cents !
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile picture
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@AbdulElSayedNov 4
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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@viperwaveNov 4
Joe Biden appearing in the White House like a Firelink Shrine NPC.
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J🦑🌅@SumerianEunuchNov 4
Woke men create Good times Good times create Chud men Chud men create Hard times Hard times create Woke men
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raneem ⵣ (@beyzuIa) profile picture
raneem ⵣ@beyzuIaNov 4
non-binary first born: “mom why is my name blexas al-mamdayed 2026” me:
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soul nate@MNateShyamalanNov 4
WOKE 3 ITS HAPPENING
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We’re shaving off the tip of Marc Andreessen’s head
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Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵@JotaroPujoNov 4
We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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Matt Ferrari@MatthewFerrariNov 4
I am going to touch on him
Matt Ferrari (@MatthewFerrari) profile pictureMatt Ferrari@MatthewFerrariNov 3
I need some wins tomorrow night I can’t let my chud brother own me again
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largest rodent@capybaronessNov 4
numbers coming out of The Castle are insane. this is a Dracula +25 district
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greg@gurregggNov 3
niggas will claim they communist but don’t clean the dookie marx off they lenin sheets
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@hecubian_devilNov 2
The right-wing Anakin posting does make a lot of sense as it combines many of the Right’s core preoccupations: getting groomed; killing your wife; working for an insane, octogenarian tyrant; being hated by your children; losing and dying
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British people will google stuff like "whys me arse mingin" or "whys me arse pure hummin of shite"
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@ryangrimNov 1
The Rogers spokesperson you see starting this press conference is Abby Ronson. She is currently registered as a foreign agent for the state of Israel, according to @DropSiteNews reporting today
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chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTVNov 1
“In cinematography, the ‘Dutch Angle’ is often used to portray a character’s psychological unease and may represent madness or their unstable mental state.”
Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
@HaleyforMINov 1
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Luka Dončić
@lukadoncic19 Mar 2013
when you lose the one you wonted
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𝓛𝓾𝓬
@ChevalierRequinOct 30
Incredible
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Nouveau Niche@whatthehellsureOct 26
They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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