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big red

@spalinabean

stallion of the cinnabon. she/her

 Manchester, England
Joined July 2009
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every noom ad is like “we’re NOT a diet. we’re an eating disorder :)”
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going back to work post maternity leave is a special kind of hell
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a very rot in hell to every Etsy seller who charges real money for AI slop crochet patterns
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- spider handling gap (kill them immediately vs gently capture and release)
Murray Hill Guy (@MurrayHillGuy1) profile pictureMurray Hill Guy
@MurrayHillGuy1Oct 6
Relationship gaps that matter way more than people admit: - gym gap (5x a week vs. never) - drinking gap (weekend drinker vs. basically sober) - going out gap (always wants plans vs. loves staying in) - travel gap (always planning a trip vs. 1-2 a year is plenty) - money gap (spender vs. saver) - living gap (city forever vs. suburbs ASAP) - ambition gap (career obsessed vs. work is just work) - texting gap (talk all day vs. “sorry just seeing this”) - social gap (huge friend group vs. 2 close friends) - sleep schedule gap HUGE one (10pm bedtime vs. 2am) - fitness/food gap (tracks everything vs. orders whatever)
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gonna start showing up to every event that uses an AI flyer with a megaphone and a list of gripes
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maternity leave should be 18 years
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if one more FUCKING thing asks for multi factor authentication I’m going to light myself on fire
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my album FEVER DREAM comes out on september 25, 2026! pre-save it and pre-order the digital and CD versions of the album now brycebowyn.com/fever-dream if you pre-order the digital album, you will get ADONIS and TELEKINETIC as well as an added bonus of the opening track SCI-FI.
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for a boy we’re thinking chanty. for a girl, beluga
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someone sedate me before I bankrupt my family buying autumnal baby clothes
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the worst thing about eating goldfish is how they come out whole the other end
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Fuck it, The Odyssey (Full Movie)
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there has to be science behind why long drives are so much more miserable in the UK than the US. what is the reason
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everyone tells you to book the bassinet on planes when you fly with a baby but what they don’t tell you is that the bassinet is a cardboard BOX
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they’re selling cemetery plots on fb marketplace
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watching the latest love island episode
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highly recommend moving to the UK to take 9 months of maternity leave and get 35 hours of subsidized childcare and free healthcare
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i was assaulted today (saw a picture of a child i used to babysit now graduating college)
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the type of mom I’m trying to be
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@DefectivePiggMay 20
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lyss@hyalyss_May 12
they said
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@pitchforkMay 12
This album is a real piece of shit pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…
Chris Brown: BROWN

Chris Brown: BROWN

Read Alphonse Pierre’s review of the album.

pitchfork.com
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