Barry

Launchin' double middle freedom rockets in somebody's face with your shirt off and Motley Crue rippin' is such a power move, you guys.

Miller Lite needs to make ads where some guys feel like hot death on a Sunday so they have to sip Lites to not die. It's what they're for.

Thought about workin' on a NYE resoloosh, but it's tough to pin down a problem when your life is pretty much on point with perfection.

If people aren't understanding when you make mistakes in the afternoon 'cause of lunch beers, they weren't your friends in the first place.