Deputy CTO. Java Champion, member Java SE Expert Group, JCP EC, OpenJDK Vulnerability Group and Adoptium SC. AMA about Java and JVM.

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Joined March 2012
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Why is Windows and Windows applications so shockingly bad at cleaning up after itself? I can find upwards of 50GB of cache files, patches, log files, none of which are necessary. Do developers really think that disk space is unlimited?
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Replying to @brunoborges
Except it doesn't fly... ...and it isn't a car.
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I have to say the AI assistant on the @WesternDigiCare website is missing the "I" in AI. I just typed, "How do I get a receipt or invoice", and its response was, "I think you want warranty, is that correct?" How does that possibly make any sense?
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Replying to @sharrond62
You do know Paris is not in the U.K., right? But sure, let's blame Andy Burnham for all the world's problems.
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That was exactly my question when I read this post!
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Ok, speaking as someone with a degree in Physics, this is not a breakthrough. SpaceX have been doing this kind of thing for years - that was a breakthrough when they did it with rockets. This is a gimmick, plain and simple.
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Replying to @JonathanHaas
It's not science fiction; Hawker Siddely demonstrated the same concept in a far more practical form nearly 70 years ago.
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Except it's not. Hawker Siddely demonstrated the first untethered P.1127 (forerunner to the Harrier Jump Jet) in 1960. The Harrier went into production nearly 60 years ago and was actually useful. This is just a gimmick.
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Replying to @JimStrabo
Best tweet of the day, no week.
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Replying to @catmoneyz
Show me you know nothing about cars... Without showing me you know nothing about cars...
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Replying to @NigelBiggar
The Labour party being on power?
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Replying to @RoyalMail
@RoyalMail clearly exists in a different temporal dimension from the rest of us. My package, which was dispatched as 48-hour tracked delivery, still hasn't moved from where it was dropped off after four days (which, by my calculation, is 96 hours)... 🫤
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I can only begin to imagine what the late Steve Jobs would have said if a designer had come to him and said: "We've decided that the best place to put the power switch for the Mac Mini is underneath, at the back. We want it to be different!" Genuinely incomprehensible idea.
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Replying to @gorgeoushag
It's British. With a capital letter. Because it's a proper adjective derived from a proper noun.
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Replying to @DrBeauchamp
Professor of Finance, ignoramus of world politics.
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Replying to @ViUmaVaga
Algol 68 on punched cards. I am old.
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The reality is the only way Thatcher achieved that was by selling off all of our infrastructure (water, electricity, post office, trains, etc.) That works once, but is not a long term solution, because, pretty quickly, you run out of assets. We’re now reaping what she sowed.
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Replying to @KevinNunnally1
It seems Kevin retired from IBM to take on his true role in life, that of village idiot on X.
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Replying to @PrisonPlanet
Seriously? She’s in Rome and thinks the coffee is better back in Australia? 🤦‍♂️
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