Husband, dad and now grandad, permanently baffled.MUFC, Chester fc,https://xitter.cf/t.co/5UeOkg2qoB reading, love music. take care ppl
Chester, England.
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It's my birthday a week tomorrow (2nd November, a Scorpion)
I'm giving my 8 or 9 followers prior warning because however many years I've been on this bloody app NONE of you have sent me anything but good wishes🙄
I'd like this remedied or you're all blocked😉😂
Really proud of myself.
Just nipped to our local Tesco in Helsby (25% off 6 bottles of wine 👍) and I managed to turn the clock in the car back 1 hour and I never swore at it, or the wife, once.
I'm a genius 😉😂
The final scene of Blackadder transcended comedy.
It became something "other"
Pure genius
It is now 37 years ago that the last episode of #Blackadder Goes Forth was screened. This TV gold concluded 3 hrs of unmatched of comedy to many of us. But there was a deeper message throughout encapsulated in this moving final scene.
Vid: BlackadderQtes
Happy Sunday folks and ( with deep misgivings 😬) happy matchday Reds.
Hope you're all in great nick (I will be til 2.30⚽🙄😂)
Fed birds and fish 🐠🐟 and wind nearly blew me into bloody pond🙄😂
Have a great day everyone 👋
A few of you know that I can't fly far anymore,acute heart failure & broken neck🙄, so just booked us a holiday in Malaga late Jan early Feb next year.
Gives us another little break happy about it (especially for my wife)
Take care everyone you're good ppl👍
Quick tip folks.
Don't turn your clocks back when you're drinking Tanqueray.
I'm now in 1870 in the middle of the Franco Prussian war😬
Cin cin everyone, have a good 'un🍸🍸
Very rarely watch Strictly but so pleased that Shaun Wright Phillips (after an apparently useless dance) will still have more points than Citeh after they're booted out of the league 😉
Son just sent me this cos he knows I'm a maths nerd.
Don't care if it bores you all I'm posting it😂
Today, the calendar makes a right triangle, for the last time this century.
This Saturday is October 24, 2026.
Write it as 10/24/26 or 24/10/26, and the same beautiful relationship appears:
10² + 24² = 26²
100 + 576 = 676
But here’s what makes today special.
There are infinitely many Pythagorean triples. Only a handful fit our calendar.
Using the rule
month² + day² = (last two digits of the year)²,
the month cannot exceed 12, and the day cannot exceed 31. Those small limits leave exactly 12 qualifying dates in this century.
Today is the last.
The next will be March 4, 2105:
3² + 4² = 5²
That is a wait of more than 78 years.
An infinite family of triangles. Just twelve appearances on a century’s calendar.
Happy Pythagorean Triple Day.
Hi folks,
Looking in store cupboard for what to cook in case of 3 day food shortage.
Wondering what to make with 6 jars of out of date spices, 4 cans of beans, packet of Bisto gravy and sachet of Birds instant custard😬😂
Burnham's just announced that he's going to open a new till at our local Sainsbury's.
Decisive stuff.
Thanks so much for all your fabulous comments about our new granddaughter,Willow, this weekend.
You've all helped to make it even more special.
X can be a lovely place when you follow the right people.
Loves ya, take care of each other 👍❤️
