@splitmaude

🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 • 🎤@splitjawhc • @_maudify • evil twitter woman

 CHI • 26 • she • poly • GAY
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Joined August 2024
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Kill me to take my place?
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adam mcintyre
@theadammcintyre5h
I KNOW U FUCKING LYING LMFAOOOO
Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmer6h
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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HARDLORE@hardlorepodOct 24
A great example of American freedom at its best can be seen every day at @AMCTheatres… Where passionate attendees, many of whom possess almost no basic cognitive function, spatial awareness, common courtesy, and seemingly escaped from some sort of evil lab where they were grown as an experiment to piss me off, go home to enjoy all of the same rights and freedoms as you and me. Truly inspiring.
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“Do you actually have so little respect for Mike Myers?” 😭😭😭
Mcflyy
@Mcflyyp4Oct 24
This sounds so coded “Did you mean everything you said” this argument is Ethan trying to keep control of a girl that he’s having an affair with. Never date a super fan 🤡🚨
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Tears of the Kingdom is a very flawed game that I have many problems with and yet I cannot stop fucking playing it. The gameplay loop is still so addictive.
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you know guys, Charlie Kirk has been real quiet about this whole H3 thing.
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jos@josiahhughesOct 23
maybe i could be the new host?
vio 🖤✨
@viotubingOct 23
holy shit it’s actually fucking over
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jos@josiahhughesOct 23
fuck 2026
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 23
Hila Klein reveals her husband Ethan Klein had an affair.
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Hila won’t even get anything in the divorce cuz Ethan spent their whole net worth on frivolous lawsuits
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vio 🖤✨
@viotubingOct 23
they put it on sale LOL
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AB
@_StarkillaOct 23
After everything I’ve been through these past couple years, I feel like a fucking idiot. I made a meme template for you guys to make fun of me with. Have fun
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One of the dumbest things I’ve ever thought of
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Took a selfie in the world’s smallest bathroom
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DiscussingFish@DiscussingF1sh_Oct 20
A 'GIBBY' film is reportedly in development at Paramount and Nickelodeon. Described as "Logan (2017) for the ICarly universe". (Source: deadline.com/2026/10/skydanc…)
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Matt "Matt" Watson
@matthwatsonOct 20
lowkey im so done with the taliban
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clo 🕷️@clovescenceOct 18
look the Tina Fey SNL era is absolutely a classic but i feel very strongly that this lineup will never be topped
Randy Baumann@DVERandyOct 17
Never really thought about it but pound for pound career output/success post-SNL this might be the strongest cast ever assembled. Killer after killer
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I can’t like u guys I’ve become very endeared to bass playing bulbasaur
Maudern Baseball@splitmaudeOct 16
Haven’t taken a profile pic worthy selfie yet but I feel weird about having my pre surgery face as my profile pic so u guys get bass playing bulbasaur for now
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LIE! I CANT LIE!!!
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South Bend threw the fuck down for us omg that fuckin ruled
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