@splitmaude

🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 • 🎤@splitjawhc • @_maudify • evil twitter woman

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Joined August 2024
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adam mcintyre
@theadammcintyre13h
I KNOW U FUCKING LYING LMFAOOOO
Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmer14h
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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HARDLORE@hardlorepodOct 24
A great example of American freedom at its best can be seen every day at @AMCTheatres… Where passionate attendees, many of whom possess almost no basic cognitive function, spatial awareness, common courtesy, and seemingly escaped from some sort of evil lab where they were grown as an experiment to piss me off, go home to enjoy all of the same rights and freedoms as you and me. Truly inspiring.
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you know guys, Charlie Kirk has been real quiet about this whole H3 thing.
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jos@josiahhughesOct 23
maybe i could be the new host?
vio 🖤✨
@viotubingOct 23
holy shit it’s actually fucking over
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jos@josiahhughesOct 23
fuck 2026
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 23
Hila Klein reveals her husband Ethan Klein had an affair.
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vio 🖤✨
@viotubingOct 23
they put it on sale LOL
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One of the dumbest things I’ve ever thought of
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DiscussingFish@DiscussingF1sh_Oct 20
A 'GIBBY' film is reportedly in development at Paramount and Nickelodeon. Described as "Logan (2017) for the ICarly universe". (Source: deadline.com/2026/10/skydanc…)
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Matt "Matt" Watson
@matthwatsonOct 20
lowkey im so done with the taliban
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clo 🕷️@clovescenceOct 18
look the Tina Fey SNL era is absolutely a classic but i feel very strongly that this lineup will never be topped
Randy Baumann@DVERandyOct 17
Never really thought about it but pound for pound career output/success post-SNL this might be the strongest cast ever assembled. Killer after killer
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Rifflord Mazda@matzar3llaOct 16
Great now a bunch of virgin tech bros are gonna cause thousands of mini 9/11s every day
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 16
Elon Musk unveils flying car: the Tesla Roadster.
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brandon@ThePowerLessPodOct 17
Notable guests include Daniel Maté, Adam Johnson, and THE @splitmaude
barbarism critic
@barbarismcritOct 16
Why is google AI overview glazing me bro
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amber🌪@addviolinsOct 14
i don't want this part of the message to get lost, regardless of your gender, outting a female friend’s sexual assault without her consent is MISOGYNY + pretty fucked up!
Paste Magazine
@PasteMagazineOct 14
A Vancouver woman has detailed allegations of sexual assault against Geordie Greep. She and Greep's former keyboardist spoke to Paste about what happened on October 8. READ: pastemagazine.com/music/geor…
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Ash Stabbath@ashstabbathOct 13
So true, I bet you can't even find any footage of Sharon Osbourne talking about her political beliefs if you don't count every public appearance she's made in the last three years
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Wong Updates
@WongUpdatesOct 12
Critics are calling 'CLAYFACE' the best horror movie since 'OTHER MOMMY'. One critic told me, "This is the second movie I've ever seen."
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Fairy Gothmother, MD@jenny2x4Oct 11
And yet they still keep inviting him back to host SNL
Richard Smith@Richard_ezioOct 11
Florida’s ‘Deputy of the Year’ used a flock to stalk his ex, held a gun in her mouth, and posed doing a Nazi Salute.
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jos@josiahhughesOct 11
it’s no wonder he didn’t like DIGGER (2026) – the central argument renders his entire praxis obsolete. (talking about LightsCameraJackson)
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DiscussingFish@DiscussingF1sh_Oct 11
First Look at Curry Barker and Cooper Tomlinson as Mario and Luigi in Curry Barker's 'BROS' Only in theaters on May 7, 2027. (Source: deadline.com/2026/09/curry-b…)
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Michael K
@FFMichaelKOct 10
Haven’t seen the best Will Angus skit posted yet
Variety
@VarietyOct 7
Will Angus, who appears in “Artificial” as Anthropic co-founder Dario Amodei, says Andrew Garfield “nailed” his performance as Sam Altman: “He has this vocal fry in between lines, kind of when he’s thinking, that he really nailed. The walk, the head movements. It was spooky.” variety.com/2026/film/news/a…
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