🎸 and shipmaster for @splitjawhc | Erik Karlsson Fan Account, guitar hero orange button hitter. #Blackhawks by birth, #GoSensGo by choice

Chicago
Joined November 2015
QRTing for the profile pin
Friend: I’m getting a drink from the gas station, you need anything? Me:
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Canucks fans just chanted "HE'S NOT SIGNING" referencing Quinn Hughes who has yet to extend in MIN 😭
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I fear we’re moments away from hearing Donald Trump say the word “Turnstile”
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
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This has become the most consequential miss in modern hockey history. Without exaggeration, it’s set NHL hockey in Canada back at least a couple of years.
It’s honestly kind of hilarious that none of this would’ve happened if he just scored here
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Wife caught me with my side piece should I sue idubbz
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im saying it, america deserved klein 11
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i would personally shoot GTA VI in the head and bury it out back myself if i knew it would guarantee us a Mass Effect 4
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EA count your days
I can finally talk about Mass Effect Universe. Since Bioware closed I can now reveal that I was part of the Mass Effect Council, saw what BioWare was building, and provided feedback during development. • Set 600+ years after the Reaper War • You play as a customizable N7 agent • Instead of being a walking gun rack, you're a cross between John Wick and James Bond • Shepard's legacy preserved, regardless of your ending • A galaxy divided into three major factions • Humanity, Krogan, Batarians, and more allied together • Council races forming their own alliance • The Geth emerging as a third superpower • A galactic Cold War instead of another Reaper style invasion with a shadowy adversary • Geth-built megastructures • Connections between the Milky Way and Andromeda • Experimental technology implanted in you as a unique point of difference • Hacking and manipulating the environment • See through walls, identify systems, remotely trigger hazards and more • Handcrafted missions like ME1-3 • But with Hitman-style freedom in how you complete them • Brutal close-range executions • Squadmates who can clash with each other • Romance wasn't being sanitised • Liara returns - now an incredibly powerful Asari Matriarch From what I saw, BioWare was making Mass Effect for us, the fans, not for people who don't exist. It looked incredible. And now we may never get to play it. Find out more here: youtu.be/ZOWrTNazZxM #SaveMassEffect
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“enjoy your two-parent solution”
Logged back in just to laugh at you @h3h3productions enjoy your two-parent solution nigga
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Ethan Klein? The Vape Nation guy?
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JUDGE ME BY MY ENEMIES
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thought this screamo album had a really cool audio sample interlude then realized there was just 2 teenagers arguing outside my apartment
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Brady gets ejected to end what can only be described as the most embarrassing performance imaginable. #GoSensGo 5-1 blowout, dominated physically, baited into penalties and no impact on anything after his (terrible) goal. Sens proved something here.
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man WHAT was happening in that locker room when #he was captain
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if you fight ridly greig you already lost bc that means he got under your skin and that's his whole schtick
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Oh hell no we got the Bird Reich 😭
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Turns out it’s pretty easy to beat Florida when your captain isn’t tucking his tail between his legs because his big brother is on the other side
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