Joined April 2026
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*in a stereotypical outfit that's definitely going to be dug up in 5 years* you know, halloween is the one night of a year you're not in a costume.
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Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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calling 911 to watch me clutch a 1v4
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breaking no-contact by sending a jacksfilms community tab youtube post
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Im avant-tarde
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the tsa keeps on telling me i have to quarter them because they’re not counted as soldiers i’m scared
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BLACK KRAY “Crows” prod Hi-C (2018)
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Skrillex on vinyl
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guy who just downloaded tailscale: i think tailscale might be god
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Car niggas will be talkin bout they car parts or whatever the fuck you can say you have no idea what the fuck they talkin bout them niggas will keep talkin bout it
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18 years ago today… Busta Rhymes — Arab Money (feat. Ron Browz) [2008]
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i been on @SpaceGhostPurp music , you got to feel the funk #RVIDXRKLVN
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Hold me closer tiny obama
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Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I jelq on company time
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everything is about sex, except sex, which is about Microsoft Teams
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Anyone can kill themselves but do you have the courage to sit in your room playing video games and doing drugs all day?
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Hussein in the membrane
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Pretending I'm sick again so mom will give me the cough medicine and I can pretend im Lucki
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my penis has packet loss
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