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Joined February 2011
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I miss "ugly" but aggressively functional website UI. one million times nicer to use than today's bloated bullshit
On this day 19 years ago, the internet ordered "None Pizza With Left Beef".
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$741/1230 Hey yall! Sorry for the absence! Between working, moving, and a nasty headache I had no bandwidth to be here. I’m back and this is still needed. We are down to needing 489 thanks to 10 sent yesterday CA: dariennejordan VM: darienne-jordan PP: dariennejordan1
$731/1230 $500 just sent and I’m speechless and weeping my goodness. Okay so the sublet is taken care of. The remaining covers winter clothes and pays for the furniture but I’m not pressed about that CA: dariennejordan VM: darienne-jordan PP: dariennejordan1
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and the audacity to copy formation mv while being a raging racist
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All these billionaires talk shit but aint going nowhere because the liberal states they claim to hate are the ones with the prime infrastructure that runs their shit Where he gon put his shit? Oregon???
BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg of $META has said he is considering leaving California if it passes a measure that would impose a one-time 5% tax on billionaires, per Bloomberg
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I HATE the word shrinkflation. It is CORPORATE GREED. Stop giving cute little nicknames to these huge deadly problems. In 2024, congress passed S.3819–the Shrinkflation Prevention Act. It did NOTHING other than put a pretty lil word into large documents that corporations ignored!
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Major Payne cuz don’t you let them make a movie about Jack Bauer saving the poor Black woman!
You've been kidnapped. Cell phone battery 1%. You got time for one call. Who you calling?
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“understand that it’s a privilege to have parents that taught you that racism was bad” have you LOST your MIND ??????😭😭😭
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umm @Twitch help? 😭😭 they scamming your ambassadors!!!!
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Show me your art and let’s fight the algo.
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Tory Lanez and Chris Brown are threatening to release a new collaboration.
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Miguel O’Hara we gonna use your spinal cord as a jump rope
your reminder that miles morales uses kaomojis
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Jason Alexander says he feared visiting Palestine as a Jew until 10 Palestinians protected him during an Israeli army raid in Ramallah “How much of a risk would I be taking as an American Jew walking into Palestinian cities? And Mohammed said, ‘The greatest dishonor that could happen to a religious Muslim is to allow harm to come to an invited guest’” “And he said, ‘Jason, if they had to, they’ll take a bullet for you.’ And what was so interesting about that trip is, we were having lunch in Ramallah with a bunch of actors and artists at a sort of outdoor restaurant” “And the Israeli army was conducting a raid on a bank that they thought had terrorist ties a couple blocks away. And they must have, to announce themselves, just shot into the air. And I remember 10 of those guys at the table surrounding me. And I went, ‘Oh my God, he wasn’t kidding. They’re not going to let me get hurt’”
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Never seen someone laugh dick first
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Block by block, I will rebuild this app into a perfect world in my image
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An IDF sniper just shot at me and my colleague Ali while we were working in Zowtar Al Gharabieh. We were clearly marked press and standing with a member of the Lebanese army.
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the original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on
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Sister, what did you record this with???? your eyes!?
Steak 🥩 frites with lemon garlic sautéed broccolini and peppercorn sauce. #Dinner Refresher: strawberry lemonade 🍓🍋
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i hate how easily yall reach to fatphobia. yall be so down for anybody unless it’s a fat person, like come on!
“It’s always a nigga on the verge of amputation.” 😭😭😭😭
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white people be like i was a nazi at 15 but it’s okay because i didn’t know any better
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