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lucy van pelt retweeted
18 years ago, Amanda Seyfried & Dominic Cooper invented bisexuality in 'Mamma Mia'
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in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy
A unique raccoon was spotted in Seattle
A raccoon named Jimothy with a rare short spine syndrome was roaming the streets, stealing food from trash cans and frightening locals with his unusual appearance.
At first, residents were startled by the strange-looking animal, but he later became a local celebrity, with people even making memes and drawings of him.
lucy van pelt retweeted
The written word has been around for 5000 years and nobody has conceived a line better than “you can’t make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs”
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mandatory reading
ALT "SAM NEILL - If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? - It's got to be big! No slipping something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast..."
lucy van pelt retweeted
Obrigado, Sam Neill, por olhar pra uma paisagem vazia com tanta emoção que me fez acreditar, naquela sala escura de cinema em 1993, que dinossauros eram reais
lucy van pelt retweeted
pov: i millenials quando finalmente rivedranno l’Italia al mondiale (usciremo sconfitti dalla squadra delle Seychelles)
FIFA - Infantino: "Mondiale a 64 squadre? L'aumento sarebbe fattibile" ift.tt/VRNv8jS
