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Friends: I write Santa letters!
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β¨ If you want to have your child write one, send it to me and Iβll write back.
β¨ Iβm only giving my address to people I follow.
Aunt Steph, Forever π» retweeted
do you ever start writing a tweet and then youβre like actually let me shut the fuck up
Aunt Steph, Forever π» retweeted
Whenever I write an email, I use an exclamation point so people know Iβm friendly and excited! Then I throw in a period to remind them Iβm a normal, sane person. Sometimes I even add another sentence with a period just to be safe. Thanks so much!
Aunt Steph, Forever π» retweeted
No one likes your boundaries, so draw them real well where you at least like them.
Aunt Steph, Forever π» retweeted
I'd give anything to hear the screen door slam one more time in the summer of 1978. Mom yelling about the flies, Dad cutting the grass, my whole childhood still ahead of me.
Funny how the days we wanted to escape became the ones we'd give anything to relive.
Aunt Steph, Forever π» retweeted
In case no one told you-
The abuse is not your fault
You didnβt cause it
They know what they are doing
They will do it again
They are not sorry
Aunt Steph, Forever π» retweeted
i find it hilarious that after decades of squeezing every last drop of blood out of the middle class, now capitalists are complaining that not enough people are eating at restaurants, taking trips, using airlines, or buying crap from box stores.
Aunt Steph, Forever π» retweeted
For Halloween I'm putting a trash can over myself and lighting it on fire.
