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Mostly tweet about the chaos of 3 kids and @ my husband from across the room. In excess: popcorn & podcasts. All (overly opinionated) views are my own.

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Joined April 2009
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🔥🔥 KONSTA HELENIUS NOUSEE SUOMEN SANKARIKSI JATKOERÄSSÄ JA LAUKOO SUOMEN MAAILMANMESTARUUTEEN! 🔥🔥 #ViaplayMMlätkä #Leijonat #MMkisat #lupanauttia #ihankaikki
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Jake Evans shorthanded. 3-1 Habs. Lyon gets the hook. The streets are going fucking BANANAS outside. This is over. We knew this was coming.
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On what might be the final day of the Sabres playoff drought, one last look...
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and one final question: how about those Sabres?
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This may be the greatest commercial I have ever seen😂
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Went out to applebees w the boys on Friday and been thinking about it ever since. Folk’s, applebees still delivers
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hello sharks. i am asking for a day between sunday and monday
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Stephani Dill retweeted
Long-time @Capitals announcer Joe Beninati called Alex Ovechkin's first NHL goal. All these years later, he called Alex Ovechkin's record-breaking goal. 🫡 Iconic. #Gr8ness
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me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
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Stephani Dill retweeted
good morning sens fans
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this is the funniest community note i’ve ever seen. 😭
you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It's important to note that the sun came out and dried up all the rain. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itsy_Bits…
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Just saw someone saying using the em-dash is a sign of something being written by AI, because real people rarely use it. This is terrible news for everyone like me who has an unhealthy emotional attachment to the em-dash.
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when my friend finally breaks up with her shitty bf and I get to say what I really think
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How the new scorebug was made
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“…hear me out, he’s an actual seal.”
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Stephani Dill retweeted
Through struggle and discipline, persistence and faith, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. helped move this country forward. As we honor his legacy today, let’s remember the lesson he taught us: that even in the face of impossible odds, people who love this country can help change it. In honor of #MLKDay, I hope you’ll do what you can in your community to create a better future for us all.
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