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BREAKING: Dr. Fauci was heard muttering, "What a moron!" on his mic after a GOP Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS) asked to see Dr. Fauci's ALREADY public financial disclosures.
Who agrees with Dr. Fauci? β
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Why isnβt there a motion to censure Rand Paul for his attacks on Dr. Fauci?
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If you want @Jim_Jordan to cooperate, hold his deposition in the boys shower room.
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My wife and I have decided we don't want to have children.
So we are going to tell them tonight at dinner.
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Jim Jordan has been in Congress for 14 years and passed 0 bills.
Those numbers donβt add up.
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Replying to @BrentTerhune
Can we convince them of the therapeutic benefits of eating shit? I'm not giving up hope.
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BREAKING: In Atlanta today, President Biden will forcefully back a filibuster "carve-out" for voting rights β a change in Senate rules to allow new protections to pass with a simple majority.
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I am personally offering to pee on any Republican looking for an alternative cure for Covid.
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A patient pulled their mask down and coughed on me today when I told them they should be tested for Covid. Most of my family thinks this isn't real. The government has just given up. I have $96k invested in a career that's given me severe depression. I just give up. I'm done.
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Replying to @joncoopertweets
They are beyond help! If TFG mocking a disabled reporter, disrespecting Veterans, (I can go on and on) isnβt enough, itβs a mental illness!
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Replying to @joncoopertweets
Wait until they find out that all of these treatments are just pranks set up by the TikTok teens.
















