annoying rambling girl with a spooky and porg obsession. #porgnation

Philadelphia, PA
Joined February 2019
🚨 WE'RE IN TIMES SQUARE! Together with @kalaelizabeth, we've managed to get a #SaveMassEffect billboard up in Times Square, NYC, all day today! 📍 1560 Broadway, above the Pelé store (Duffy Square) ⏰ 15 seconds every hour at :35 HOLD THE LINE! ❤️
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Why the fuck does my boy cat lick my forehead every fucking night before he goes to sleep. Bro I was fucking sleeping, I didn’t need to feel your sandpaper tongue
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I’m going to the Eagles game tomorrow… I have a lot of feelings about it. 😭
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Johanna🖤✨ retweeted
Wawa “sub”
Lol make my Wawa sub loser 😂😂😂😂😂
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Since I’ve basically become a Mass Effect account… the Mako is great and you’re just WRONG. Absolute skill issue. You cannot change my mind.
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Type of moves Commander Shepard was using at the club
Scientists model the exact dance moves men should use to attract women.  [🎥: LiveScience ]
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Johanna🖤✨ retweeted
I can finally talk about Mass Effect Universe. Since Bioware closed I can now reveal that I was part of the Mass Effect Council, saw what BioWare was building, and provided feedback during development. • Set 600+ years after the Reaper War • You play as a customizable N7 agent • Instead of being a walking gun rack, you're a cross between John Wick and James Bond • Shepard's legacy preserved, regardless of your ending • A galaxy divided into three major factions • Humanity, Krogan, Batarians, and more allied together • Council races forming their own alliance • The Geth emerging as a third superpower • A galactic Cold War instead of another Reaper style invasion with a shadowy adversary • Geth-built megastructures • Connections between the Milky Way and Andromeda • Experimental technology implanted in you as a unique point of difference • Hacking and manipulating the environment • See through walls, identify systems, remotely trigger hazards and more • Handcrafted missions like ME1-3 • But with Hitman-style freedom in how you complete them • Brutal close-range executions • Squadmates who can clash with each other • Romance wasn't being sanitised • Liara returns - now an incredibly powerful Asari Matriarch From what I saw, BioWare was making Mass Effect for us, the fans, not for people who don't exist. It looked incredible. And now we may never get to play it. Find out more here: youtu.be/ZOWrTNazZxM #SaveMassEffect
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Should I get Garrus or a Reaper as my Mass Effect tattoo? 🤔
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I WANT TO DIE 😭
A BioWare dev on reddit leaked a Mass Effect 5 trailer... it's called MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE and it's fucking gorgeous. I'm crying. This is everything I wanted. They were a lot farther than we thought. FUCK EA
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Also reminder my cat is named after Tali. I’m in such mourning rn 😭
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I’m gonna go replay Mass Effect for the 94746385th time.
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Seriously he’s such an odd looking boi lmao. Look at that nubby tail.
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Where he is currently…
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I saw You Can See Everything yesterday and I’m still like
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Johanna🖤✨ retweeted
on my way to fucking GET YOU
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I seriously can’t with her
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